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BB's dirty thoughts Jun.2

Armour. Chain mail. Pauldrons. Swords. Leather straps. Boots for ass kicking. Yoroi. Shields.  Are you drooling? Good. Then you're my kinda people.

What IS it about the hardened warrior coming to claim her or his charge that just sweeps one off the feet? I honestly couldn't say. But picture it;  Panting, hair tousled from martial combat, cheeks flushed and eyes locked on you, boots grizzled with dirt and blood, strong arms ready to claim and pin you.

Woman, man, androgyne, I couldn't care less. I think part of being bisexual means that we are morally and legally obligated to be attracted to skilled combatants in sexy sexy armour. Hey, don't @ me, I don't write the rules.

What sexy armour weapon things do you find hot?

BB's dirty thoughts Jun.2
BB's dirty thoughts Jun.2 BB's dirty thoughts Jun.2

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As a veteran archer I support this sentiment. Although I don't use the English longbow-type bows I think you are talking of, but modern compound bows. So quite a bit of strength is needed for high draw weights, as my currently aching arms and shoulders attest to, but not nearly as much.

Albin

I used to date a girl who was big into LARP, I got to watch her at it and even try it a few times. It was kind of a weird relationship but it did instill a deep and ongoing love of girls who swordfight in me.

Monty Moonshine

Oh this is a hard choice and I adore a helm when it is done properly. A full face helmet adds mystique and will pique my curiosity. But I think I will settle on the bow as my choice. If you ever get the privilege of seeing a veteran archer with bare shoulders you learn to appreciate all that developed discipline and strength held in such steady hands!

Lovely to see you around these parts. And yeah, a lady who could end me but hopefully doesn't want to is hot as hell.

Albin

I don't have to tell you how much this resonates with me. Warriors are sexy, and the bloodthirsty ones are even more so. As for sexy weapons? I gotta go with a spiked flail. Part unpredictable whip, part forceful brutality, and all incredibly dangerous. Just how I like my women. Nothing is hotter to me than knowing that she may try to end me at any given moment.

Punching Donut


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