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The Succubus Queen teaser

The laugh was ad-libbed. I COULDN'T RESIST

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BB's dirty thoughts, Jul.1

Blacklisters, I have discovered a new kink. It doesn't have any more elaborate name than "lip eroticism" as far as I can tell, but...  

Of late, I've been playing a bit more in the femme fatale world, messing about with designer lipsticks, getting caught up in the world of alluring and emphasizing natural beauty. I've never been a Super made-up lady, but it's fun world to play in (and there's a ton of it in the costume, theatre, modeling and stage performance background. You need ...

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BB's dirty thoughts Jun.2

Armour. Chain mail. Pauldrons. Swords. Leather straps. Boots for ass kicking. Yoroi. Shields.  Are you drooling? Good. Then you're my kinda people.

What IS it about the hardened warrior coming to claim her or his charge that just sweeps one off the feet? I honestly couldn't say. But picture it;  Panting, hair tousled from martial combat, cheeks flushed and eyes locked on you, boots grizzled with dirt and blood, strong arms ready to claim and pin you.

Woman, man, and...

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Patreon Only Preview of Sexy Ship AI pack XOXO

A little gift for my beloved Blacklisters.

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Sexy Ship AI pack!

17 files, offered up to my Patrons first. :) For my Getting to Know You Better patrons, any of these files may be requested as your monthlies. Preview attached! 

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T is for Tow Truck

The thick of your lips, the teeth and the tongue.

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BB's dirty thoughts, Jun.1

Buckle up, Blacklisters, this one is straight from the heart and groin, raw and still open like a fresh wound.

There is this woman. Let's call her Zee. That's not her name, but her anonymity deserves to be protected. Safe to say, it's no one that hangs around these parts.

Many, many years ago, I want to say 9? We had a burgeoning relationship. She and I were both seeing a different woman, independently of one another (yes, it's a *Big Gay Drama* and a triangle, but don't worry,...

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My Single Best Blooper.

It has erotic audio book, and it also has content that KILLS ME WITH LAUGHTER. I don't usually laugh at my own bloopers, but here we are.

Widow's Welcome by Snekguy, in progress.

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I made boob-play a jig.

I am the absolute worst.

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WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE BITS

Part of the appeal of monster girls, at least for me, is how the *bits* are handled.

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

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KITTY HAS OPINIONS

Turns out when you make a lot of squaking silly video game death noises, your cat may have opinions.

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BB gets silly!

Honestly, my cat-voice came out. You know, the one you use with your cat? Guilty.

I think I was channeling that moment of the immortal Dom DeLuise from Fivel Goes West, which is a LONG time favourite. <3

https://movie-sounds.org/cartoon-samples/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-an-american-tail-fi...

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When you say what you REALLY want

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POV: you're my sound engineer

A sample of the shit Henry regularly has to put up with. A sample of Widow's Welcome, coming soon from Snekguy. <3

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BB's dirty thoughts May.2

I had so much fun finding her voice and rewatching Gentleman Prefer Blondes. Marilyn was, as ever, the brilliantly smart "dumb" blonde.

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All the best stories all start exactly one way; with too much champagne. I think it's amazing how the French turn something as crisp and sunny as a grape into something that makes the whole world into candy-coated glitter.

What most stories don't start with is a shiny metal box attached to an actresses' ...

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Hot things that soften and expand my throat.

GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE- oh, who am I kidding. Stay perverted. <3

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BB's Dirty Thoughts May.1

For this post, I'm going to be a wee bit crass and debauched, but totally earnest; a nice appetizer the whet the whistle for a larger, second post this month.

My birthday saw me looking a bit more at luxury goods and designer parfumes- as I've always said, top shelf and above, bottom shelf and below, and this was one of those higher end moments. I've always been a woman of specific tastes; heady rose, vintage leather, incense, tuberose, cedar, agarwood, eucalyptus (which links well int...

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When you stumble on the PERFECT LINE

Progress from Widow's Welcome, the book from Snek I am currently working on!

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Bimbo ahead

What. WHAT.

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BB's dirty Dreams (thoughts) April.2 (100k on socials free release!)

Instead of letting this languish on a to-do list unlikely to ever be finished, I'm going to just sit down and write this now. Based on the dream I just woke from.

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War had been the state of things since earlier than I can remember. I was told the day I was born, a scarlet cardinal had been seen nearby, a rare sight in the Darklands.

The continent was wide, rocky, and mostly barren, beyond the forests. Most life grew on the edges of the snowfall, where some tough cro...

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BB's dirty thoughts Mar.2

Imagine the vivacious eyes of a Drop Dead Gorgeous woman, man, or androgyne; whatever suits your fancy tonight. Imagine that gaze; forest green, soul-piercing blue, amber gold, violet, so brown they're black- you know the shade, peering up at you with hunger from beneath thick lashes.

Imagine them staring you down with a need as they roll up one sleeve to the cuff. They could have a stunning manicure, a workman's scarred hands, or simply clipped and clean, adorned in a tasteful smatter...

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Make 'em laugh

For all my fellow TCM fans. NSFW ending <3

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BB's dirty thoughts Mar.1

Huzzah, we have arrived at my birthday month! And I've gotten back into Spada da lato, or side sword (basket hilted sword). Generally a military sword, a Renaissance cut and thrust weapon, in opposition to the slim rapier, a stabby stab dueling sword. (which also has some limited military use). But ya girl desires high swashbuckling glory, and side sword forces me into a square frame instead of a profile, so it hits from a stronger place. So we're gonna talk about sword-wielding wome...

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BB's Dirty Thoughts Feb.2

So there I was in HOTS, bragging of the monkfish in herbs, lemon, garlic, butter, broccolini and orzo I had just preparedin text chat. Now, I don't voicechat generally, but I had it toggled on somehow (I still don't fully know how to turn it on or off- I'm sure it's obvious, but for some reason, HOTS backend just confuses me) and I was playing Tychus- so the female of a boyfriend/girlfriend gaming duo assumed I was a dude. Cue her getting all hot and bothered over dudes who cook. And I honest...

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Unreleased Widow footage

Edit: It might not have been the worst thing: I sat down with Slayed and had a painstaking conversation with him about consent and what does and doesn't propagate harassment, and it's pretty plain to me that this is why I was recast. Sometimes this industry just sucks.

So I was Real excited to get a chance to work with Slayed (LOVE his style, have been wanting to work with him forever) and the Widow bit he brought me on for was satire of a real live woman being harassed and telling the...

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Fuckboy.... Duckboy.

I don't. I CAN'T-

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BIG MAD (a c t i n g!!!!!!!!!!)

A comic dub for Project Stardust, a webcomic. They wanted that famous recent Gianni clip as a project guidemap, so here's me, channeling my inner @GetGianni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zS6zX2QNqY

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INNER BIMBO (Did I post this? Someone let me know)

My inner bimbo must be an outer bimbo

WIP for Bestories.net!

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A treat for my patrons...

Baku and Bordeaux in a streamy tryst.... check the attachment. XOXO

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Happy V Day

...from Bordeaux and Baku. XOXO

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