(Overheard) Get back here.
Added 2024-12-04 07:07:13 +0000 UTC
a ramble turns into an unconventional. very switchy overheard
MF, Daddy, Bitch, Rough, Glass toy, Hard switch, Mommy, Baby boy, Rose toy
please do not sceenshot, share, repost this image. Thank you!
Hey, it’s me again.
I came back to finish the audio and,
“Oh my god, I broke him.”
Oh no!
But like, goals at the same time?
thedumpsterfire
2024-12-20 05:32:20 +0000 UTC
And again 😅
Willabello
2024-12-16 13:43:25 +0000 UTC
This was absolutely the best, oh my god thank you🥵❤️
LittleLottie
2024-12-15 14:19:25 +0000 UTC
"it just comes through the wall like the Kool aid man"... And that's how Ellie started her niche product marketing company
Kristin
2024-12-14 20:03:26 +0000 UTC
Can't wait to check it out! :)
1naughtykitten
2024-12-11 21:50:17 +0000 UTC
You’ll want to listen to Friday’s Quinn drop. Although this time it’s not her fault
🖤
2024-12-11 20:53:42 +0000 UTC
After listening to this I think Ellie should interrupt your rambles more often. :) you two are just amazing!
1naughtykitten
2024-12-11 20:21:54 +0000 UTC
Me too!!
Steffie
2024-12-09 02:52:32 +0000 UTC
Zero shame
Shari
2024-12-08 20:01:53 +0000 UTC
Lucky! We have 3 kids and thin walls. I’m jealous of your ability to make noise 😩
'Rah
2024-12-08 17:40:12 +0000 UTC
our neighbors house is fairly far away 😅
🖤
2024-12-08 16:24:31 +0000 UTC
Same.
Lacey
2024-12-08 05:55:27 +0000 UTC
I have listened to this an embarrassing number of times…
*presses play again* (sorry not sorry✨😌)
Sara🦋
2024-12-08 04:40:46 +0000 UTC
I'd say I'm here all week but they actually got me on a flight so ....... 😅
Bella
2024-12-07 16:27:52 +0000 UTC
fuck. fuck! this was just too perfect. the start of this completely knocked me sideways as it's right up my street...
i'm firmly in the sub camp so always enjoy the ddlg dynamic and mean xander but there's something about listening to these two switch that just ties me up in knots.
i've learnt so much from listening to the overheards - from being vocal about what i want to dispelling some of the shame i've internalized about sex growing up, and all i can say is THANK YOU 🖤🖤 (and i think my partner is pretty grateful too!).
petrichor
2024-12-07 16:10:39 +0000 UTC
back again and the little “then I haven’t done a good job” with the immediate “WHAT” from Ellie just 👌🏼✨chefs kiss✨
Caitlin 🩷🌻
2024-12-07 15:29:00 +0000 UTC
You two are the literal most precious 🥹 and Baby Bear is going to murd3r me every single time
Also the FILTH, though 😳🥵 ✨PHEW✨
+(I mean filth in the BEST POSSIBLE way)
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-12-07 15:23:33 +0000 UTC
@Tara for me it’s “don’t tell me how to live my life” 😂
LozC
2024-12-07 09:17:39 +0000 UTC
i learned something about myself today
Renee
2024-12-07 02:10:39 +0000 UTC
This has to be the best comment I've seen yet 😂
moxierose
2024-12-06 20:10:12 +0000 UTC
I laughed so hard when I read this. 😂
moxierose
2024-12-06 20:08:56 +0000 UTC
Each time there’s a new overheard I’m like “they can’t beat the last one” and then you all give us this?!?! HOLY. FUCK.
Someone said it already but what a fucking day to be a bi switch. The in real time switch was fucking diabolical (in the best way).
Britt and Belle
2024-12-06 18:41:42 +0000 UTC
Well............. I officially forgive American Airlines for the delay.
Bella
2024-12-06 17:39:08 +0000 UTC
Ellie: “I will kill you.”
Xander: “Okay 😃”
I’m legit lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alayna Douglas
2024-12-06 13:56:45 +0000 UTC
I finally was able to listen to one of these. I haven't been able to before. Mean Xander is awesome!!! I love those rose toys. I have 3 of them! I don't know what brought on these pics but I love them. Thank you.
Jennie Owen
2024-12-06 07:27:10 +0000 UTC
I never thought I’d be into spicy audios on Quinn - LOVE them! Never thought I’d be into overheards - OBSESSED! Now here I am joining Patreon waiting for the next one!
Mean Xander and bratty Ellie has been my fav! Wow! Have such a huge crush on Xander’s voice and 👑Ellie👑 is a queen! Listening to Ellie’s audio ‘Now What’ has really helped me too.
Also thumbnails 🔥🔥🔥
Helen
2024-12-06 07:25:23 +0000 UTC
I think i have a crush on ellie. Coming from someone who is mostly (i think) straight.. I'm not sure what to think about this other than excited. You two are perfection. 👑👑
Lacey
2024-12-06 04:36:39 +0000 UTC
Oh that’s why she was like put it this way toward me and you were like nuh uh and she was like whhhhh and stuff.
Ohhh. Okay. The picture brings the room together. Like a rug.
Kristen
2024-12-06 04:12:00 +0000 UTC
I just sit there with a shit-eating grin on my face. 😁
Ella Mineaux
2024-12-06 02:48:28 +0000 UTC
And it’s the thousand yard stare
Kingraham
2024-12-06 02:47:01 +0000 UTC
I switched to the ghost hydration drinks after I found out who owns prime
Wes Michaud
2024-12-05 22:45:43 +0000 UTC
I think bratty Ellie should be invited out to play more. She seems like a lot of fun!
(Respectfully, I promise)
Shari
2024-12-05 22:06:42 +0000 UTC
Has anyone else made a circle with your hand, made sure your fingers weren’t touching…and just stared?
Ella Mineaux
2024-12-05 19:20:41 +0000 UTC
This is one of my absolute favorite Overheards!! I've lost count of how many times I've listened to it.
Steffie
2024-12-05 13:56:26 +0000 UTC
In love with brat Ellie like seriously
Sab
2024-12-05 13:45:16 +0000 UTC
The rose toy is unholy. I’m on my third one since discovering it a couple of years ago. (First toy I ever burnt out the motor for 😅)
Caitlin 🩷🌻
2024-12-05 13:18:48 +0000 UTC
I think this may be the best overheard, ever. I once again ask the universe, I have seen what you have done for others, when will it be my turn?
Caitlin 🩷🌻
2024-12-05 12:47:44 +0000 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA!
Rhiannon
2024-12-05 11:53:33 +0000 UTC
I loved this so much. Especially brat Ellie. She speaks to my soul.
LozC
2024-12-05 09:28:29 +0000 UTC
Yes! The glass is top tier. 10/10 recommend to anyone.
Hello Brian
2024-12-05 07:59:37 +0000 UTC
I think my brain just malfunctioned 😭💗
Xx_Domino_xX
2024-12-05 07:00:45 +0000 UTC
This tickled my switchy brain in the best of ways. Happy holidays to us indeeeeeed.
Coco
2024-12-05 04:18:13 +0000 UTC
Being a bi switch is a huge win rn
Thea
2024-12-05 03:43:39 +0000 UTC
im sorry but that cocky “then I haven’t done a good job” may have just unlocked something deep within my soul 😮💨 like I had to go take a walk outside in the snow to gather myself! To be fair, every minute of your overheards unlocks something new in me lol but this one in particular was just *chef’s kiss* 10/10 no notes.
You’re both so incredible and unbelievably generous to share these with us.
Sending y’all so much love 💕
neenz
2024-12-05 03:39:17 +0000 UTC
Omg. Mean Xander. Mommy Ellie (I didn’t even know I was into that?!?!)
Just you guys. Together.
You’re both wonderful. Thank you for sharing. 🙏🏻
KK
2024-12-05 03:21:08 +0000 UTC
I formally nominate you to win for best comment 😂😂😂
Tara Latham
2024-12-05 03:17:13 +0000 UTC
Right? Definitely putting absolutely no pressure to create MORE work for them, but.... I would absolutely love a bday shout out. I got a cameo from one of my favorite podcasts and I have watched it like 10 fuckin' times since I got it Tues. These are hard times. We gotta lift each other up, man
Tara Latham
2024-12-05 03:15:43 +0000 UTC
Oooh I second this idea
moxierose
2024-12-05 03:13:57 +0000 UTC
The way I keep coming back and giggling at this comment!!!! The visual that my brain came up with put me over the edge! Girl! Best comment ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🐎👀🤣🤣🤣
Trika
2024-12-05 02:57:48 +0000 UTC
Rose toy sales have increased by 200% for some reason...
miss kim
2024-12-05 02:50:17 +0000 UTC
Omg loving all of this! And mad daddy Xander and bratty Ellie is now my new favorite!
Angelique Choate
2024-12-05 02:42:29 +0000 UTC
I am so obsessed with this little bit mad Xander-daddy. Think Ellie was loving it too. However I loved the switch too with the breast play. sigh
Lustyfairylistens
2024-12-05 02:20:20 +0000 UTC
i picked a great time to subscribe to this patreon🫡
tacobellbreakfastcrunchwrap
2024-12-05 02:14:54 +0000 UTC
I think everyone who reads this is doing the same thing
moxierose
2024-12-05 01:57:46 +0000 UTC
That literal same thought has crossed my brain a few times today!!!
Andrea
2024-12-05 00:53:28 +0000 UTC
I’ll have you know that Ellie is screaming with laughter right now (and so am I)
🖤
2024-12-04 23:27:19 +0000 UTC
Ellie’s IUD: “Whose horse is that?”
Okay okay I’m done.
Sarah LP
2024-12-04 23:16:13 +0000 UTC
All the [car sounds] probably help drown it out, too. 🤣
'Rah
2024-12-04 23:14:38 +0000 UTC
Goals AF.
Thats it, that’s the comment.
Victoria
2024-12-04 22:56:13 +0000 UTC
I've started and deleted so many comments for this, but none of them can ever do justice to you two beautiful, feral; horny creatures so I'm just gonna say.... damn 🫠🫠🫠
Lara
2024-12-04 22:35:48 +0000 UTC
I have a feeling the neighbours don’t open their windows 🤣
Shari
2024-12-04 22:35:12 +0000 UTC
TLDR; I love switches (and yapping, clearly)😭
Diamond
2024-12-04 21:34:52 +0000 UTC
HARD SWITCHES!!!!!
I always knew in the back of mind that I'm a switch, but majority of the time I've been top, so I just thought that's what I was. It was just the partners I've had who didn't like control.
Your audios made it perfectly clear for me, but especially this one. The change from Daddy to Mommy made me gasp (positive) But honestly, that's all I want😪 That connection with your partner where you just know the roles have reversed is so- yeah.
One day I'll find my switch-mate (we pray), but until then I'll be living vicariously. I'm so glad I came over here! Love you guys🤣🤍
Diamond
2024-12-04 21:29:30 +0000 UTC
I love it here.
Angela
2024-12-04 21:00:39 +0000 UTC
Precisely what I came back to ask.
Ella Mineaux
2024-12-04 19:49:43 +0000 UTC
I, um, I really like mean xander. And mommy ellie. And just, all of this 😳
Kali
2024-12-04 19:09:16 +0000 UTC
y’all got me unlocking new kinks like it’s my job or something 😅 *tips hat*
jayjay
2024-12-04 18:15:39 +0000 UTC
We got work to do!
🎵 💃🏽 I don’t really wanna do the work today, I don’t really wanna do the work today, I don’t really wanna do the work today, I don’t wanna do the work today! 🎵
Sarah LP
2024-12-04 18:12:09 +0000 UTC
Me, in life up until now: “I don’t really get the ‘mommy’ thing. I can’t imagine ever seeing that as sexy.” Me after this: “OH. Yup. I get it.”
restingbeachface
2024-12-04 18:09:15 +0000 UTC
Yeah, waking up to someone standing over you is terrifying every time, even if it's babe, lol.
Trika
2024-12-04 17:58:57 +0000 UTC
Yesss mean Xander and bratty Ellie pleasaaase
JinxKat
2024-12-04 17:49:50 +0000 UTC
Exactly! Bratty ellie and frustrated Xander need a tag
JinxKat
2024-12-04 17:48:19 +0000 UTC
"butt trumpets" omg I laughed so hard!
moxierose
2024-12-04 17:31:38 +0000 UTC
People have to do this for me a lot. If I see you out of the corner of my eye before I hear you I will scream and jump badly everytime. I thought it was just my overly jumpy self. 😂
moxierose
2024-12-04 17:30:35 +0000 UTC
Messaging my boyfriend so we can recreate during my turn this week. Ughh yall keep unlocking areas of my brain. Please share ALL your Kinks with us 😭 #Xellie
JinxKat
2024-12-04 17:20:18 +0000 UTC
It’s like a surprise 💀
MerryMegadon 🎄✨
2024-12-04 16:59:40 +0000 UTC
My first thought when I heard that was “does no one value sleep?”
Shari
2024-12-04 16:46:49 +0000 UTC
***Immediately went and saved links for both toys*** this girl loves Daddy Xander and Bratty Ellie*** I already commented but it's so good, I came back for round 2
Steffie
2024-12-04 16:45:02 +0000 UTC
Uhhhh Dom Ellie!? Hello?!?!!? This has me feeling like King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. “A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! God be praised!” Then the little angels come out with their butt trumpets 👼 🎺
Sarah LP
2024-12-04 16:43:40 +0000 UTC
We do this so we don’t scare each other 😂
🖤
2024-12-04 16:33:50 +0000 UTC
That’s awesome! We hope he enjoys it!
🖤
2024-12-04 16:33:31 +0000 UTC
That is so kind, and makes us so happy to hear. We’re really glad you’re here ❤️
🖤
2024-12-04 16:33:07 +0000 UTC
I can’t listen at work so I only got part way through 😵💫😅
Kaybee
2024-12-04 16:20:09 +0000 UTC
When I first discovered porn, I was searching within it for something too specific.
And it wasn't particularly words or acts or positions; but how these were enjoyed by the people involved. I did not want to see a performance. I wanted to see people having sex, body and mind and fucking soul if we have one. One comes across a gem here or there, but they are rare.
This is what I was looking for, I don't have to see any of it (though the thumbnail really is messing with my mind, cause it can't be what I think it is, and if it is I don't know how to process).
All that to say: This is it. You are it. I knew it existed.
Frieda
2024-12-04 16:19:22 +0000 UTC
I also read the title in the voice of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Sarah LP
2024-12-04 16:11:38 +0000 UTC
This might be the first audio I share with my husband OMG
Lark
2024-12-04 15:59:32 +0000 UTC
“I was at the grocery store and I was not waaaa…asdsjjebcu…ohhHHH” 🤣 yes girl
Andrea
2024-12-04 15:59:19 +0000 UTC
hehe! I did eventually make it to the gym 😅
Rainydais
2024-12-04 15:55:38 +0000 UTC
Saaaaaammmmme. Keyboard is just clicking away. Brain is fully departed.
Andrea
2024-12-04 15:52:45 +0000 UTC
How is being told to shut up in this context so fucking sexy? What is happening to my brain 😭
Lark
2024-12-04 15:46:34 +0000 UTC
literally just listened while doing mindless data entry to start my work day and I highly recommend 😂
C
2024-12-04 15:45:05 +0000 UTC
I caught the notification on my Apple Watch in the mids of my teaching visit today and it made my heart race more than the presence of my examiner did! Ugh! 🫠💀
norawithouttheh
2024-12-04 15:44:49 +0000 UTC
Ellie: “BAAAABE, babe, BABE”
“Sorry I thought you were sleeping” 😂😂😂😂
🌜myahlu🌛
2024-12-04 15:42:23 +0000 UTC
I mean, it’s probable that your heartrate hit aerobic levels with this audio and it’s 40-something minutes long. I call that a workout. 😆
'Rah
2024-12-04 15:40:35 +0000 UTC
You two are both a feral menace. This audio made my heart rate go up enough that my Fitbit thought I was exercising. 😂 Frustrated Xander with sassy Ellie is a serious vibe. Now we need a course on how to punish someone with masochistic tendencies. 🙃
moxierose
2024-12-04 15:25:29 +0000 UTC
I just…wow. 10/10 no notes. I saw this drop and told myself I could listen to it after I finished my adulting to-do list and it was beyond worth the PAINFUL phone call I had to make to cancel my internet. 💕
Also, real talk for a minute - do you have neighbors and, if so, how thick are your walls? 🤣
'Rah
2024-12-04 15:25:12 +0000 UTC
You guys are truly amazing! Love you Mommy and Daddy 🥰 - Chanel
Lotus and Chanel
2024-12-04 15:25:06 +0000 UTC
Thank you🥹👉🏽, that all we’ve wanted
Sara🦋
2024-12-04 15:16:12 +0000 UTC
*holds your finger* 🥺 In this house, we hold space for Xellie.
Smut in Your Cup
2024-12-04 15:00:53 +0000 UTC
I have to go WORK you beautiful menacing creatures🙃and you drop this when I’m still recovering from the last one 🥵well I guess after work treat it is !
Will check back later with my obvious Bi Panic chaos🫡 …..I MIGHT press play for 2 mins …maybe…possibly…perhaps 🤭
Marieli
2024-12-04 15:00:35 +0000 UTC
Good luck with exams!
Shari
2024-12-04 14:58:55 +0000 UTC
I’ve been giving a fair bit of thought recently to why we don’t see more mommy domme. I wonder if it doesn’t have to do with aversive feelings of burnout in “traditional” female roles.
Shari
2024-12-04 14:57:53 +0000 UTC
All I did was open my phone to check out my Spotify wrapped… how did I get here… this isn’t X my Spotify DJ!! 🤣
Sarah LP
2024-12-04 14:34:30 +0000 UTC
That whole Kool-aid Man conversation was hilarious! Xander was like "yeah, sure babe" at first, but then even he started laughing! As a fellow silly girl, I love how Xander gets Ellie's sense of humor and they laugh and be silly together!
Trika
2024-12-04 14:31:07 +0000 UTC
Mommy Dom is seriously one of the most underrated kinks. We don’t hear it enough in audio or really in adult content much at all for that matter. It’s kinda taboo for some reason that I will never understand, especially when there is so much Daddy Dom content out there.
Also I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, yalls degro is some of the best examples of consensual rough kink out there.
becky
2024-12-04 14:22:46 +0000 UTC
Join the chaos😂🫠
Sara🦋
2024-12-04 14:12:10 +0000 UTC
Mean Xander🤝🏽Brat Ellie (ohhh this right here for the win, plss more of this😮💨🥵)!!! Productivity has left the chat, she is no longer in the room with us🫠
I have so many thought but yall left me speechless so i shall proceed to type in points
-First and foremost, the thumbnail🔥🥵🫠🪦⚰️
-Xander: youre gonna hold it, Ellie: No (girl same)😂
-the “shut-up”s🫠🫠
-the EFFORTLESS switch🫠
-dirty talk on 20!!
-the aftercare, the way Ellie was holding space for Xander (someone hold my index finder pls🫠)
-the rose toy🫠 that was really hot
-Ellie, you need to patent that kool-aid idea somehow, thats gold right there😂
If I dont get much work done tdy, im sending HR yalls way🙃🫠 (Damn and its only Dec 4th, yall take such good care of us🫠🫶🏽✨)
Sara🦋
2024-12-04 14:10:36 +0000 UTC
Do not listen before work
Do not listen before work
Do not listen before work
*hits play* 😅
Kaybee
2024-12-04 14:02:49 +0000 UTC
"You're gonna hold it" Just once I'd love to hear her say "You're not the boss of me" bc I playfully say this to my partner nearly every day. 😂😂😂 #bratenergyfolife
Tara Latham
2024-12-04 13:57:14 +0000 UTC
Omg I just had a thought: have you guys ever considered doing Cameos? Obviously, not showing faces, but peptalks or happy bday messages from Ellie and Xander? I would expire on the spot. Also my bday is in January.... unrelated. 👉🏼👈🏼
Tara Latham
2024-12-04 13:55:14 +0000 UTC
Rose: https://www.bboutique.co/sex-toys/womens-vibrators/clit-suction-vibrators/the-rose-8272686645493
🖤
2024-12-04 13:42:39 +0000 UTC
Glass Dildo: https://www.thenaturallovecompany.com/usa/eco-friendly-sex-toys/dildos/glass-dildos/tansy-wave/
🖤
2024-12-04 13:40:20 +0000 UTC
Also, can Xander and Ellie Claus drop those toy links?
Kingraham
2024-12-04 13:34:28 +0000 UTC
I'm still dealing with the consequences. 0 focus. Great for my quiet quitting.
La Nuna Luna
2024-12-04 13:29:39 +0000 UTC
It was a CHOICE. 🫠
Smut in Your Cup
2024-12-04 13:25:44 +0000 UTC
A person with self-control would’ve saved this for later in the day instead of listening immediately but unfortunately that person is not me
nautilusxX
2024-12-04 13:18:06 +0000 UTC
🤣 “please nobody be a cunt”
🖤
2024-12-04 13:17:25 +0000 UTC
Just a bonus DDlg ramble 😅
🖤
2024-12-04 13:15:58 +0000 UTC
this is the right one!
🖤
2024-12-04 13:14:49 +0000 UTC
Me: “Ah yes, time to go home after a long nightshift at the hospital.”
*gets in car and checks Instagram*
*frantically runs to Patreon and sees thumbnail*
Me:… “Siri, play my “Let The Bass Bash My Skull In” playlist.”
My car: starts aggressively blaring ‘Headlock’ by Imogen Heap
🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Alayna Douglas
2024-12-04 13:04:03 +0000 UTC
"it's like a reward"
moxierose
2024-12-04 12:37:13 +0000 UTC
Same. Had me squinting, tilting my phone, taking glasses on and off…. Then someone posted the eggplant and kitty emojis and I was like ooooooh ok got it
Sarah LP
2024-12-04 12:35:41 +0000 UTC
I absolutely love all the body affirmations you two share w each other during it… It makes me feel sooo comfortable about myself and makes me just want to do the same w my future partner.
The pouty voices get me all the timeeeee 😩😩😩 I’m…. All over the place AGAIN because of both of you
Not to mention the picture 🥵
Portu
2024-12-04 12:33:34 +0000 UTC
Ohhhhh….. I.am.here.for.brat. Ellie 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 and the kool-aid comment 😂
Kate
2024-12-04 12:27:47 +0000 UTC
YEPPP 🥴🥵
Kate
2024-12-04 12:23:41 +0000 UTC
E: "Oh shit when I laugh your cum comes out!"
X: "Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Us: (perverts for literally ANYTHING Ellie does, especially when she gets the giggles) "Nah, we get it."
Tara Latham
2024-12-04 12:22:18 +0000 UTC
Omg PLEASE nobody be a cunt and cross the boundaries! I’ve grown accustomed to these lewds and I don’t know if I can survive without them at this point.
Kingraham
2024-12-04 12:10:17 +0000 UTC
Listening to Xander switch is always so fucking fascinating. I feel like all my synapses are firing. It feeds my ADHD brain differently somehow. I imagine it's why people like rodeos lol. Listening to Ellie wrangle him 😂😂😂. Another excellent audio experience. Thanks, friends!💜
Tara Latham
2024-12-04 12:01:26 +0000 UTC
It's finals week, I spent all day yesterday studying and will do the same today. This overheard was a much needed study break for my brain. Thank you. 🤗🫶🏽
Trika
2024-12-04 11:49:11 +0000 UTC
That part made me crack up laughing! She was dead ass serious! 🤣🤣
Trika
2024-12-04 11:46:13 +0000 UTC
Thanks for the reminder 😮💨
Lark
2024-12-04 11:45:32 +0000 UTC
Sweet. Little. Baby. Jesus!! That thumbnail!!!! 👀🍆🐱This is like WHOA!! So....back in the early 90s, Six Flags used to have this roller coaster called The Ninja. This overheard is very much like that roller coaster! Twists and turns, and just when you think it's going one way, BAM, it pivots and pulls you in a whole other direction. In other words this was intense and oh so fun! Thanks for taking us on the ride with you Xander and Ellie! This one is phenomenal! Mercy! 20/10 🥵🔥🎢
Trika
2024-12-04 11:44:21 +0000 UTC
SAME.
audio.owl
2024-12-04 11:37:39 +0000 UTC
Listening to this before work might not have been my best decision 🥴🥴
La Nuna Luna
2024-12-04 11:32:28 +0000 UTC
Thank you so much 😊
Krystal
2024-12-04 11:23:58 +0000 UTC
Not sure if this is what they’re talking about but this is what I think of when people mention the rose
LozC
2024-12-04 11:22:39 +0000 UTC
https://www.lovehoney.com.au/sex-toys/lovehoney-rose/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=21575806232&lh_cpt=gen&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAACUpwCsdKUKELQm_a1qHlrtkvi3R1
LozC
2024-12-04 11:22:04 +0000 UTC
Better than breakfast guys. Thank you. 🧎🏽♀️
🫧 Ni
2024-12-04 11:20:05 +0000 UTC
You know what face I’m making. 😃 Every time I think I’ve listened to my favorite overheard…another one tops it.
Smut in Your Cup
2024-12-04 11:10:06 +0000 UTC
For the purposes of research, what audio was that supposed to be? The starting one?
Shari
2024-12-04 11:06:33 +0000 UTC
Immediately
JinxKat
2024-12-04 10:59:59 +0000 UTC
Bitch tag. I’m sat. 🤣
Charli
2024-12-04 10:21:44 +0000 UTC
That would be awesome!
Krystal
2024-12-04 10:19:29 +0000 UTC
Maybe someone will share a link
Shari
2024-12-04 10:16:37 +0000 UTC
Also,
“You’re gonna hold it.”
“Nope.”
Girl, same.
thedumpsterfire
2024-12-04 09:34:58 +0000 UTC
I kid you not, as soon as I heard Ellie’s voice, I mentally screamed, ‘ELLIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!’
thedumpsterfire
2024-12-04 09:27:21 +0000 UTC
If you can wait till Friday you have much better willpower than me!
Shari
2024-12-04 09:18:44 +0000 UTC
Jesus Christ. Ok. Ok.
I am away for work and have a very busy and people filled day today.
Option 1: listen on my way home (I’m not typically a listen in public girly unless I’m walking somewhere fairly remote). This option is likely to result in evening shenanigans with a partner while we are staying with friends with thin walls (voyeur me hell yeah/people pleaser me oh god don’t make them uncomfortable)
Option 2: practice my patience and wait until I’m home on Friday.
Hello Brian
2024-12-04 09:10:37 +0000 UTC
You’ve really changed what I’ll be thinking about if/when the Kool-Aid man pops up anywhere now 😂
Rainydais
2024-12-04 09:06:26 +0000 UTC
Does anyone know what this rose toy is? Never heard of it but it sounds good 😅
Krystal
2024-12-04 09:05:44 +0000 UTC
Sir I just got off work, I do not have the emotional capacity for the way you wltwo are about to wreck me.......I can't wait!
Teefah M
2024-12-04 09:02:36 +0000 UTC
After that thumbnail, my imagination is running…not good!! Not good at all!
MilaHarrogate00
2024-12-04 09:02:22 +0000 UTC
Me: Gonna get up early and go to the gym
-wakes up, sees Patreon notification-
Well … I guess I’ll be going to the gym later than planned
Me listening to this: 🤭🫠
Bratty Ellie is a whole vibe 😎
Rainydais
2024-12-04 08:44:43 +0000 UTC
Wait wait hear her out—the kool-aid man x rose toy collab would eat….
Maybe a line of kool-aid flavored lube? There’s a market for this surely—
Maia
2024-12-04 08:44:39 +0000 UTC
Well that’s disappointing…
Shari
2024-12-04 08:34:17 +0000 UTC
I'm so excited. This is like when I buy a new book. I sit in my spot and melt into oblivion💃 Thank you for making today amazing💕
Ink.Covered.Pages
2024-12-04 08:24:18 +0000 UTC
As soon as I drop the first December audio on Quinn i’ll get it posted! haha
🖤
2024-12-04 08:21:41 +0000 UTC
I can't even remember what I was originally going to say because Ellie said "Oh yeah!" and I laughed so hard I forgot 😂 I'm so glad I voted for this one.
Marie🌺🦋
2024-12-04 08:18:57 +0000 UTC
They used to be delicious! but sadly Logan Paul owns them 🙁
🖤
2024-12-04 08:18:44 +0000 UTC
14:05. I think this mighta helped knock my ass out. I paused the audio and closed my eyes lol.
Kristen
2024-12-04 08:16:33 +0000 UTC
Honestly very creative 😁. Can't wait to see the next icons and how you tread that line.
MayRose
2024-12-04 08:16:10 +0000 UTC
Who owns them? I know nothing about the company.
Shari
2024-12-04 08:14:11 +0000 UTC
We used to love them
until we found out who owned them lol
🖤
2024-12-04 08:13:25 +0000 UTC
You realize you’re the only one keeping the schedule, right? I think I can safely say that we’re happy to have a space to hang out in and chitchat about the after-hours drops you make, whenever and however often you make them.
Ps. It’s December :) Quinn drop post please :) :)
Shari
2024-12-04 08:13:17 +0000 UTC
That’s the opposite of me and my ex, and he only preferred the Pedialyte because he didn’t want to take the time to mix the liquid IV. . . but he like the taste of liquid IV better so he’d drink mine if my water bottle was closer 🤦🏾♀️
Emma Lee
2024-12-04 08:11:06 +0000 UTC
She’s almost never bratty. It was like a holiday
🖤
2024-12-04 08:10:10 +0000 UTC
On the hydration note, have you tried Prime drinks? My bestie and I found them at Costco over the summer and we like them better than some other options we’ve tried. They don’t have the aftertaste a lot of them have.
Shari
2024-12-04 08:09:52 +0000 UTC
BRATTY 👏🏼 ELLIE 👏🏼 DOM 👏🏼 XANDER 👏🏼 *standing ovation, slow clap, head shake*
Marielle
2024-12-04 08:09:02 +0000 UTC
By the gallon!?
Shari
2024-12-04 08:08:09 +0000 UTC
Liquid IV for me
and Pedialyte for her 😅
🖤
2024-12-04 08:06:44 +0000 UTC
You guys 🙈 my imagination is running wild from that blurry thumbnail alone…
Kat
2024-12-04 08:04:28 +0000 UTC
Late night Patreon continues to be the best
siesta_maven
2024-12-04 08:04:13 +0000 UTC
I don’t even have a good excuse 😂
kayla
2024-12-04 08:03:26 +0000 UTC
Same, but in my defence it’s 8am and I’m barely awake
Sophie
2024-12-04 08:02:25 +0000 UTC
I’m at work! For Christ’s sake 😫
//Request for sick leave RN🏃🏻♀️💨💨💨
Willabello
2024-12-04 08:00:37 +0000 UTC
Listen. I’m still trying to relax my eyes so I can understand lol.
Kristen
2024-12-04 07:58:31 +0000 UTC
This is what I want to know! There’s not enough electrolyte drinks in the world.
Shari
2024-12-04 07:57:13 +0000 UTC
Semi serious question, how do you guys stay hydrated enough?!? God damn 🔥 🥵
Foxanna
2024-12-04 07:54:50 +0000 UTC
It took me entirely too long to realize what was happening in that photo.
kayla
2024-12-04 07:54:04 +0000 UTC
Y’all remember Janice from friends? Oh. My. GOD! 😳🫠
thiccAndcozy28
2024-12-04 07:51:32 +0000 UTC
If I start listening now before my work meetings, my coworkers would appreciate you guys because I'd be too distracted or flustered to counter any points they're making 🫠
Marlies ✨
2024-12-04 07:42:09 +0000 UTC
Waking up in the morning to a Patreon notification is THE BEST!
I voted for this one and the anticipation almost knocked me out 😂
Tell me a better way to start the day?! Right, there is none 😎
Think I’m staying in bed a little longer 😏
Krystal
2024-12-04 07:38:09 +0000 UTC
even though it’s three days late, I’m glad it dropped when you needed it most!
🖤
2024-12-04 07:36:26 +0000 UTC
At work for another five hours so have to wait to listen, but just seeing this posted has brought some lightness to a heavy night. Sometimes you find little rays of brightness where you never thought you would…
Shari
2024-12-04 07:32:35 +0000 UTC
Virtue is overrated
Rhiannon
2024-12-04 07:30:11 +0000 UTC
Do any of us have any virtue left? Really?
Shari
2024-12-04 07:29:22 +0000 UTC
*starts hyperventilating*
AliciaMarie💋
2024-12-04 07:28:13 +0000 UTC
I’m gonna start the audio in a second but I think it’s funny that Ellie’s 🐱 is above the clouds and all heavenly…I see what you did there Mr. Fans😏
Maia
2024-12-04 07:27:59 +0000 UTC
We went all in with this one but we’re being censored by the play button ;-;
🖤
2024-12-04 07:27:01 +0000 UTC
Wait is that what I think it is 👀
MayRose
2024-12-04 07:25:22 +0000 UTC
I am so here for bratty Ellie.
Rhiannon
2024-12-04 07:22:50 +0000 UTC
I used to love being single. Now it feels like a curse.
Ella Mineaux
2024-12-04 07:22:10 +0000 UTC
Ellie is the cutest giggliest human I've ever heard. I can't even imagine how bubbly she is every day🤣🤣
Diamond
2024-12-04 07:21:57 +0000 UTC
It’s been less than 7 minutes and I’m already needing to take a break. I tried to listen to this while doing the dishes and I just broke a glass 😆 I don’t know who got me more flustered, Xander or Ellie. My bi panic is panicking so hard!
Emma Lee
2024-12-04 07:21:52 +0000 UTC
How long did I stare at this photo trying to figure out what was happening? Too long. Embarrassingly too long…
Shari
2024-12-04 07:20:58 +0000 UTC
IT'S PROTECTING YOUR VIRTUE 🤣
Rhiannon
2024-12-04 07:19:58 +0000 UTC
2 minutes in and my cheeks already hurt from smiling. I can't stand y'all (clearly)🙄😭
Diamond
2024-12-04 07:19:57 +0000 UTC
The play button is either saving us or ruining it idk which
🖤
2024-12-04 07:18:39 +0000 UTC
It got us going 🤣
Rhiannon
2024-12-04 07:15:38 +0000 UTC
*manically giggling*
MerryMegadon 🎄✨
2024-12-04 07:15:10 +0000 UTC
This is so Hot!! 🔥🥵🔥🥵 You guys rock my world!!
Steffie
2024-12-04 07:12:30 +0000 UTC
*stares at photo*
NOBODY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE
*stares at photo harder*
IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!
MerryMegadon 🎄✨
2024-12-04 07:12:28 +0000 UTC
I can't wait to see the comments on this....😈
Rhiannon
2024-12-04 07:08:46 +0000 UTC
I’ve been procrastinating on cleaning and decorating all day. Time to put on my headphones and get to work!
Emma Lee
2024-12-04 07:08:38 +0000 UTC
Deep breaths everyone
kayla
2024-12-04 07:08:25 +0000 UTC