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Trying to consistently post on my website

HALLO

So, I'm trying to make a post every Thursday on my website regarding some utterly crap, restrictively rare game that I thus dearly want. I've already got a good few posts scheduled, but I thought I would ask you guys if there are any games that would fit the bill?

You are probably already aware that my favorite types of games are the ones that are:

1. utterly awful (especially storyline-wise)

2. have utterly awful cover art

3. all of the above

Thank you x

Trying to consistently post on my website

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Yeah net yaroze rings a bell!

Stephen Cross

https://youtu.be/oewk8TX6KSs

Richard Purves

Oh! Do you mean the Net Yaroze thingy?

I LOVE that game!!! I have my childhood copy right here! I've been picking at a video about it, but not you mentioned it I might dedicate a bit more time to it

YES PLEASE

SIGN ME UP

I live for ridiculous games <3

Ooo! that sounds pretty sensual ngl

I laughed so hard at this

This sounds amazing

Utterly CLAWful

dwayneotron

Was it one of the Net Yaroze ones? There was Haunted Maze and then there was Clone which was a terrifying DOOM-like!

WhatHoSnorkers

Are you familiar with Entity, released on the Amiga and PC? https://hol.abime.net/hol_pic.php?id=WW05NGMyTmhiaTh5T0RBeExUSTVNREF2TWpnMk1GOWliM2d4TG1wd1p3PT02ZVY0Ulc1MGFYUjVJQ2hNYjNKcFkybGxiQ2tnTFNCQ2IzZ2djMk5oYmlCdTc3KzlNUT09NmVWNE5qUXc2ZVY0TnpRejZlVjRZbTk0YzJOaGJpOHlPREF4TFRJNU1EQXZNamcyTUY5aWIzZ3hMbXB3Wnc9PTZlVjRNekl3NmVWNFNXMWhaMlZOWVdkcFkycz0= The premise of Entity is that long ago the evil entity known as Entity was encased in a monolith by a wizard, but now has escaped. So now an earth woman who might be the wizard's daughter (I'm not really sure) has to defeat Entity once and for all by battling through several levels of a clunky Shadow Of The Beast clone. And she must do so wearing skimpy silver fetish wear

Sedric And Charlie

What about that free maze game thing you got on the PlayStation demo disks. I think it featured ghosts or something

Stephen Cross

Space station silicon valley on N64, not necessarily crap but pretty odd, I actually liked this game a lot, basically you play as this crawly millennium bug that vampires onto other characters to control them for fun and profit.

erador

Rival Schools on the Playstation. Various school gangs fight each other in tag-team style in Tokyo FOR JUSTICE! Bizarre storyline and characters!

WhatHoSnorkers

Is great website!

WhatHoSnorkers

Most awful storyline, probably BattleZone 2 on the PC.

Richard Purves

Edit: It's called Darkened Skye Forgot what it's called but there's this licenced action adventure skittles game which had great ideas but is shit and takes the piss out of itself. PC version is the easiest to play and the rest is just ridiculous

Iron & Blood: Warriors of Ravenloft. PS1 fighter in the D&D Universal Monsters inspired demiplane of dread!


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