Dalmations 2 - Patreon only version
Added 2020-09-25 01:07:39 +0000 UTCHALLO.
This is like half an hour long, so it will probably be cut down a tad. I guess I just really had a lot to say about this godawful game, this absolute scourge on humanity.
I hope you enjoy it in any case! Although I understand if you never, ever want me to review another Dingo Pictures game ever again.
xxx
Comments
lol what game was it?
Wazzock22
2020-11-11 00:18:50 +0000 UTCGotta love Dingo Pictures. I'm sorry, did I say "love"? I meant "laugh at in bafflement". At least now we know who let the dogs out.
Klil H. Neori
2020-09-26 05:30:48 +0000 UTCI love the lengths some of these small developers will go to to make their games look like AAA games from massive companies. Games like No Man's Sky and Hellblade are massive achievements. Then you get games like this. A friend of mine back in the late 80s worked for a small budget software house; They somehow got a licence to product a football (soccer for our American friends) game. Do know what they used for the "crowd noise"? A sample of the boss and his secretary standing in the corner of his office shouting "Palace" and cheering. Yes, it did play whatever the teams in the game were and yes, he was a Crystal Palace fan.
Stuart Castle
2020-09-25 16:38:38 +0000 UTC" I understand if you never, ever want me to review another Dingo Pictures game ever again."- You don't get out of it that easily; after all, how will you ever learn to appreciate the great Dalmations Saga without first watching parts 3 and 4? I'm sure they will resolve all the plot holes and nonsensical storylines, and tie the stories together in a fufilling and insparational conclusion!
The Parallel Viewmaster
2020-09-25 15:36:21 +0000 UTCI didn't notice the lag.
WhatHoSnorkers
2020-09-25 13:15:40 +0000 UTCYay. Always appreciate every bit of joy and sillyness you share. Is needed and's priceless.
2020-09-25 10:32:04 +0000 UTCYee!
Frankie D.
2020-09-25 10:30:41 +0000 UTCJust pretend it was an homage to the crap animation and voice acting in the cartoon. It's a feature, not a bug!
GrumpySteen
2020-09-25 10:17:17 +0000 UTCit's no more distracting then your average dubbed kung fu movie
2020-09-25 07:55:07 +0000 UTCI shall watch this with my breakfast!
WhatHoSnorkers
2020-09-25 05:32:51 +0000 UTC
