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Slight delay on today's episode

Hi folks, today's bonus episode is coming a little later this morning. Sorry for the delay and thanks for your patience. Rest assured that Eldis's nuts are going straight in the vise for this one.

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Just make him name Albanian historical figures.

Kri

GTA 6 gonna drop before we get this new live call episode lmfao

Jewhmahster147

He's had 6 years since it was filmed to get it right, and he's still late

Ben Fox

I think there needs to be some sort of public display of punishment here for Eldis. Maybe put him in one of those medieval wooden pillory things and throw tomatoes at him.

JT

He definitely forgot to blur out stav’s nuts until this morning

Corey

UNBELIEVABLE

Kristopher Malam

This message is king shit. Thanks for always giving us pods to listen to. Thanks for keeping it TWISTED.

Banjo

Fucking Albanians

Logan Stroud

Cmon We all knew all that Eldis praise for early uploads was gonna eventually end up in this; we flew too close to the sun babyyy ☄️🔥

adolfo valentino

You should bring in Ian Fidance to read that Albanian all these comments while you’re meting out his punishment

Ethan Bresner

If Eldis has one million fans, I’m one of them. If Eldis has one fan, it is me. If Eldis has no fans, then I am dead. Don’t let these comments get you down Albanian prince 🫶

Lucas Carr

we need a “keep it twisted” segment where Stavvy twists Eldist’s nuts with a pair of pliers. FREE FREDDY

grant giesey

Booooo, let’s go with he episode already… 🖕🏻💔

Sean Connolly

This is stavvysworld 9/11, made by Eldis

adolfo valentino

🥺

Jacob Glassman

Gulag

Dink Sunker

Get Freddy Balleri to grab his dick and twist it

Cole Waldner

Eldis booked another last minute holiday wondering why all the hotels and airbnbs were so cheap in Tampa… oops now theres trouble uploading the new episode over starlink 🤣

Patrick

Eldis you're on thin ice bud

Sam Peyton

How slight is slight ELDIS

chris putman

Imprison his parents and children

Jose Hernandez

God is punishing us because our man Freddy Balleri is still wrongfully imprisoned

Brendan Thornton

Post the nut twisting on the albania cam

Mitch

Hahah make Eldis read all these comments and KEEP IT TWISTED

adolfo valentino

Thanks I had to teach fourth graders today without this getting me pumped up

Brandon Hyatt

We want pics of the vise

Miguel Mercado

You cant get mad at your dog when it shits on the floor every once in a while. In fact, sometimes It shows that there might be something wrong. I'd get Eldis checked out, Stav.

Joshua Shepherd

Fuckkkkkkk

Adam

You guys run such a tight ship honestly you didn't owe us this heads up the first time you're late

Ian

Leave it to the Albanian to ruin my commute to work. Punish him Stav

Shookie Dookie

Eldis’s family will suffer generations for this transgression.

lucasnpaulo

Eldis, You were so close to earning minimum wage. And now you’re gonna get sent to the cheeks zone for a PIP, how far you’ve fallen…

Rutherford Backshots IV

Do some old world shit and cut a finger off for his albanian ineptitude.

Josh Wilson

This is what happens when you trust Albanians to do anything besides petty crime while smoking cigarettes and wearing adidas track suits

Nooooooah

Eldis is too busy planning his next vacation I see.

Stephen

Eldis is keeping it twisteeeed! But seriously, you make $7.25 an hour now, don’t ruin this

Luke Snyder

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PigBenisDynasty

well what do i do now...

Fez T

Thank you for telling us Eldis, i appreciate all your hard work. I know it’s hard for Albanians to be reliable

Avery Kellogg

Youre the kind of guy who thinks theyre in onthe joke but you really arent lol

pipo the clown

Did Albanians steal the cameras again?

Joel

I mean what’s the point in living anymore?

Logan Jones

Eldis, my disappointment is unmeasurable. I had to listen to Bein Ian on my morning commute

Marek Brust

He’s working hard on getting the episode out and he has his own nuts in a vise. That’s pretty dedicated actually.

Cory Waring

I want the handle on that vice turning a little more every hour.

Cory Waring

It’s okay Eldis, just get it to us when you can

Lou

Damnit eldis! Now I have to listen to jack shit at work😭 don’t be surprised if you see a dip in your checks you troglodyte

Jimmyshimmy

Define slight delay

Chris Liebhart

Any chance we could get footage of said nuts in the vice?

MuscleMan42

How did eldis not get fired from his listicals job

Conner O'Brien

Can’t wait to hear you two riff on this in 2-4 months

Sean Kelemen

After Trump finished over at Flagrant he came straight over to Queens to be on Stavy's pod. Can't wait. Make Albania Great Again.

Patrick

Wow I'm gonna kill myself

Lake E

ELDIS I will have your balls on a plate keep fucking up and I’ll make you eat them….

Ghillie¿?

Lay his nuts on a fuckin’ dresser, just his nuts

Moon Chalice

Great now I have to jerk off to Dan Soder’s podcast instead

Hi123

Come on Eldis, what the fuck?

sam

Where they belong

Braydon Lyons

I’m not mad….im disappointed. Lol

Brad Wiley

Post some of Eldis’ beats in the meantime plz thx

Santos Ramos

Booo! I dont listen til the evening but boo

Aaron Widman

This is why we can’t share our nice things with Albanians

Figs

We need photo proof

Colin

Fuck my morning commute huh Eldis??

Abe Rivera

Eldis you stupid son of a bitch. I swear these albanians can never be trusted to get shit done. Stavvy you need to get rid of this dog ASAP

Luis

I am glad to officially announce today the founding of the Society for the Promotion of Albanian Manservants' Welfare. For far too long anti Albanian manservant hate and disinformation has been allowed to spread online and on popular podcasts. We must protect our most beloved Albanian manservants for they are precious and deserve human rights and labour rights just like the rest of us! I hope you will join my cause fellow sisters and brethren.

Patrick

Hahaha. Mykonos Vice

Conqueeftador

Give the vice an extra crank for me brother

Jacknuafthesailor

I blame J P McDade!

Patrick

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

Corey

Send him back to Albania

Luke Hardin

bloody bloody bloody

Evan James

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

G C

Thoughts and prayers

T Hash

God damned Albanians

Sean Rowan

i’ve developed racism towards albanians thanks to this podcast

ronan prince

Reeeeetard

Richard

Eldis Pain Olympics. T&Ps you Albanian super producer 🙏

Chris DeMicco

Stavvvy I need it I’m working through this hurricane

MG

Force Eldis to make a compilation of the Chronicles of Fredi Beleri from the show while his nuts are in the vice. The people deserve this

Alex Towner

Damn you eldis. Messing up my morning drive

Joseph San Miguel

What are the chances Eldis is the one who wrote this 🤣

PBJ on Rye

Strike 1 😂

phillip troeckler

Free Freddy Beleri

Adam Hall

CRUSHED!

cassandra houde

I’ve been neutral on Albanians… until now

Thicc Thanos

Standard issue eldis. My favorite.

Speedway Rib Sandwich

Put that dog outside in the rain

Sweetjonesjr

Keep it Twisted 😎

Isaiah

No way yall leave me hanging why i rot in this Amazon warehouse lol jk jave a great day everyone!

Walker M

What the fuuuuuuuuuck…Free Freddy

Zac Myers

Who’s the Eldis of today?

Thomas Spohn

Can’t trust an Albanian

Victor


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