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Bmore cop arrested for 32 counts of misconduct on 9 different illegal arrests (presumably no Greeks) https://therealnews.com/new-video-shows-illegal-arrest-by-disgraced-baltimore-cop-ethan-newberg

Diamond Day 💖💖💞💞

My man - a farrier from Humpty Doo - had some weird off-brand dick pills at an orgy with friends. He got a boner so hard it was starting to split. Instead of going to hospital he went to Hungry Jack's (our version of Burger King) drive thru and accidentally exposed himself to a 16 year old. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12998081/Darwin-Hungry-Jacks-Viagra-orgy-David-Richardson.html

Michael Dawson

Man banned from running marathons for being too awesome and chain smoking while finishing marathon. He's done it at least 3 times. Legend. https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/runner-banned-for-2-years-for-chain-smoking-throughout-marathon#:~:text=A%20man%20in%20his%2050s,three%20hours%20and%2033%20minutes.

Andrew Powell

Stav will love this story, trust me https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8GxhauR/

BOBO_Febreze

Drake is apparently Albanian now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bxhAxRmrJw

Sam Rutzick

#DicksOut4BrandonWardel

TheHairyClevage

https://www.baltimoresun.com/2024/01/17/pikesville-principal-alleged-recording/

Meatrocket

Shut up you sexless whore.

TheHairyClevage

https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/hidden-homeless-caves-dug-into-tuolumne-river-bank-in-modesto/?fbclid=IwAR3cHjOCQvzVKNxg1XWKle22NIx4la-D7BZ01BAY1TVvyOg0XUwmrin4CTc

Pupperoni

https://apple.news/AVXeFJTX6Sp2FrfNbEdckgA

Rory Gaskill

Tip- stop drinking directly into the microphone. I hate hearing the water struggling to make it down your compressed gullet

Southwestern Boas SWB

https://people.com/tech-ceo-dies-freak-accident-company-party-8547039

Rusty Shackleford

I thought I was busting a nut but I peed in her mouth by accident

Recluse

hes got that dog in him https://apnews.com/article/dogs-attack-vehicles-houston-captured-98dbec11efdd574a307a4f3b89db10e7

will dean

keep that cpap handy my boy https://apnews.com/article/stabbing-murder-charge-snoring-complaints-926cf9ccc87af811f099142e8801fabb

will dean

https://apnews.com/article/stabbing-murder-charge-snoring-complaints-926cf9ccc87af811f099142e8801fabb

will dean

https://www.npr.org/2023/11/24/1214974578/giant-tumbleweed-california

will dean

That new Netflix doc American nightmare, shit is wild

Parker Eldridge

This Chinese marathon runner was disqualified from the race because he was chain smoking the entire time. https://torontosun.com/sports/other-sports/chinese-marathon-runner-disqualified-for-chain-smoking-through-entire-race

Natalie Ramos

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2024/jan/20/retired-teachers-pension-stopped-as-provider-refuses-to-believe-she-is-not-dead. A retired teacher has had her pension payments stopped four times because her pension provider repeatedly refuses to accept that she is not dead.

Natalie Ramos

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12448337/amp/Albanian-murderer-uses-phone-smuggled-UK-jail-cell-drone-flirt-women-TikTok-play-online-games-criminals-prisons.html

Liam

“Harambe Documentary Vindicates Ape” https://www.yews.news/edition/1-22-24-10am

Carson Theis

Albanian Harriet Tubman. Free her 🇦🇱 https://news.sky.com/story/amp/albanian-woman-jailed-as-texts-reveal-how-she-helped-smugglers-get-people-across-channel-13011508

Chally Cheese Sauce

“Too Fat To Kill” https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna33509300 “…he's expected to tell jurors he wouldn't have had the energy needed to climb and descend the staircase where prosecutors say the killer was perched when he shot Paul Duncsak, a 40-year-old pharmaceutical executive…” “stood 5 feet 8 and tipped the scales at 285 pounds, and that he was in such bad physical shape that he couldn't have pulled off the shooting or the fast getaway the killer made.” “Ates' attorney Walter Lesnevich said his client's weight has caused Ates' asthma, sleep apnea and other obesity-related ailments. ‘You look at Ed and you don't need to hear it from a doctor,’ Lesnevich said.”

Chally Cheese Sauce

Who cares

Charlie Yamine

Razzie nominations led by ‘Expend4bles’ https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/22/entertainment/44th-razzie-nominations/index.html

Figs

THE MFN RAVENS HOSTING THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP AND RONNIE BEING THE HONORARY CAPTIAN SO HE GETS TO MAKE SEX TO TAYLOR SWIFT THE HONORARY CAPTAIN OF THE CHIEFS GOOO BIRDS

Sufyan

Need a play by play or at least solid update on Ronnie’s day at the Bank on Sunday

Kdot aka SAVED ALL MY SEMAN SINCE HYENAS FINALE!!!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/lesliekatz/2024/01/09/ai-may-have-generated-this-new-george-carlin-comedy-special/amp/ New hour special from George Carlin done by AI

James Harnisher

https://thepostmillennial.com/wisconsin-university-chancellor-who-was-fired-after-making-porn-with-his-wife-vows-to-continue-onlyfans-channel A great man fired for practicing free speech

Alec Spencer

https://wtop.com/trending-now/2024/01/kansas-couple-charged-with-collecting-mans-retirement-while-keeping-his-body-in-their-home-6-years/ Couple kept a dead relative in there house to collect benefits!

Tyler Fredrickson

Gary Busey Stares Down Paparazzi while he pees in public (blurred images of Buddy’s Hog included) https://pagesix.com/2024/01/11/entertainment/gary-busey-stares-at-paps-as-he-pulls-down-pants-and-seemingly-relieves-himself-in-public/amp/

Chab

https://www.thefader.com/2024/01/22/philippines-leader-flies-presidential-helicopter-to-coldplay-concert?utm_source=%3Futm_source%3Dtfig&utm_campaign=later-linkinbio-thefader&utm_content=later-40575012&utm_medium=social

taylor myers

I get all my news from the US Sun Lifestyle section. "I’m a body image coach with big boobs – I gave up on bras years ago but still wear two when I go running" https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/10138160/body-image-coach-big-boobs-bra-free/

A Close Friend of the Family

https://www.kcra.com/article/sacramento-woman-stanley-cup-arrest-roseville-store/46489574

Hannah

https://apple.news/AXlww56DtSaujTpnJipjMVw Comment on the mom who got repilled and died in the Rockies with her sister and child

Schmittie

https://greekcitytimes.com/2024/01/22/thessaloniki-woman-bugged-her-childs-stuffed-animal-to-spy-on-her-ex-husband/ Greek Woman Bugged the stuffed animal of her daughter to stalk him

Randomtestuser

This article just came out in People https://people.com/adam-pearson-neurofibromatosis-actors-with-disabilities-8547253

Sai

You guys absolutely must review the jellyfish UFO that flew straight through a military base on camera: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/01/11/jellyfish-ufo-uap-iraq-video/72194125007/ Government sources have confirmed the footage and congress had a closed door hearing last week!

Adam Ismail

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/17/italian-province-orders-all-dogs-to-be-dna-tested-in-poo-crackdown

Kyle Winkler

Would Benjamin Franklin have taken Ozempic? https://www.inquirer.com/health/ozempic-reveals-our-battle-with-cravings-20240121.html

Taylor

https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2023/01/23/bisexuals-use-cannabis-more-frequently-for-coping-enhancement/

michele

https://www.foxnews.com/media/former-university-chancellor-defends-suspension-vegan-porn-videos-lost-friends.amp

Jack James

would love to hear your thoughts on the infamous Hooters vs. Baltimore feud https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/economy/baltimore-hooters-harborplace-inner-harbor-T6DL45JASFD4JF4UADWUCDBKQE/

Jack Morgan

Birmingham Police at it again lol https://youtu.be/O6vreNXTGUc?si=TfxjsoMBw7U4-CmO

Roy

“Luxury seaside complex turning ancient Athens into a 'mini-Dubai' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12955397/The-6-8bn-luxury-seaside-complex-turning-ancient-Athens-mini-Dubai-Locals-fear-huge-development-featuring-650ft-towers-marina-mega-yachts-casino-make-city-playground-uber-rich-Greekness-wiped-out.html

Stephen Short

Get your dues Eldis! https://albaniandailynews.com/news/27-of-albanian-employees-are-overqualified-for-work-they-do

Josh Worley

Please cover the cloud rapper Viper’s arrest for locking a woman in his basement! https://youtu.be/wV3gEK2aCOk?si=8noyuCqEheT4o88J

Charlie Yamine

I would love to hear the fellas debunk if stevie wonder was actually blind or it was just an insane bit. Shaq said stevie said hello to him in an elevator. Need analysis asap stav https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/stevie-wonder-shaquille-oneal-not-blind-905599-20230512

Bryan Friedel

Thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE74QUIubxs (note: this person is alive and well!)

Lakeboss

“Subway customer complained of numb lips after allegedly finding white powder on sandwich” https://www.rgj.com/story/life/food/2024/01/04/potent-parmesan-cheese-mix-allegedly-made-reno-subway-customers-lips-numb/72085725007/

Amanda

Chinese marathon runner disqualified for chain-smoking through entire race - https://torontosun.com/sports/other-sports/chinese-marathon-runner-disqualified-for-chain-smoking-through-entire-race

_

Oklahoma bill bans ‘furries’ from school, requires parents or animal control to pick them up https://www.wdbo.com/news/oklahoma-bill-bans-furries-school-requires-parents-or-animal-control-pick-them-up/XEJGPAPYMBBTDHWFPENKDPUZXE/

Meowmeowbeanz

Fucking sacrilege honestly

Myk McGrane

https://www.cp24.com/mobile/news/transport-truck-hauling-70k-worth-of-pistachios-stolen-in-waterloo-region-in-second-nut-related-theft-in-recent-months-1.6736345

Papa Stu

They look EXACTLY how you picture they would https://www.vanityfair.com/style/albania-crown-prince-and-princess-divorce

Josh Worley

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1749473306305265735?s=20 Missing bolts on the aircraft of a Virgin Atlantic airliner were spotted by a passenger and they had to cancel the flight.

Myk McGrane

old but good. this was referenced on a previous kush brothers but whoever told the story completely botched it https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/

Michael Feldman

More historical oddity than news, but it recently came out that one of Churchill's advisors had a caning fetish and set up an entire fake boarding school on an island, pretended to be a teenager (in his 50s) and had the other boys cane him. https://www.irishcentral.com/news/churchill-advisor-irish-brendan-bracken-school-caned-by-boys

kant1991___

Portland man who created dog poop bomb to explode on ex-friend narrowly avoids prison https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/09/portland-man-who-created-dog-poop-bomb-to-explode-on-ex-friend-narrowly-avoids-prison.html

Travis

Also....

Myk McGrane

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1749482441516150918?s=20 Virgin Atlantic Drag Queen flight crew corporate sponsored commercial.

Myk McGrane

Pastor accused of trying to throw a cook into a deep fryer at McDonald's for 'disrespecting' his wife https://www.businessinsider.com/north-carolina-pastor-arrested-tried-to-deep-fry-mcdonalds-cook-2023-12

Meowmeowbeanz

https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3

Joseph Pavlick

https://www.livenowfox.com/news/couples-dog-eats-4000-in-cash

Tubabock

Are you okay do you need a wellness check

Big Guy

“Southwest flight attendant mistakes ordinary passenger for Snoop Dogg” https://www.weau.com/2024/01/19/southwest-airlines-flight-attendant-mistakes-ordinary-passenger-snoop-dogg/?outputType=amp

Amanda

You have a midlife crisis and get a corvette you're letting everybody know about it. Why havnt we seen em

Hey Guy

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna134995

Petey

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-double-uterus-birth-ca9af645bdd9301adf0c42ea29eef93a

greysonjaracz

Everybody who went through aim, limewire,MySpace,and facebook went you could send sheep has seen 1-2 videos of a horse fucking a man but has anyone seen a scientifically engineered pussy? Do they really exist?

Hey Guy

In more weird priest sex news: Argentinian bishop/ popes ghost writer in trouble for sexual books he wrote in the 90s. One called Heal Me with Your Mouth https://apnews.com/article/vatican-doctrine-samesex-fernandez-pope-0d52cfc6fd30f14b0f57ba8c83843820

Andrew Gannon

https://www.vice.com/en/article/93kvw5/greek-mafia-boss-vangelis-zambounis-executed-athens-leaked-footage-shows

Jacob Bundy

Ranch flavored chapstick going wild https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/ranch-flavored-lip-balm-was-an-april-fools-joke-now-its-sold-out/

SpaceLenin

Anal bead chess cheating allegations denied

Ian Morris

Bills coach Sean McDermott apologizes for crediting 9/11 hijackers for their coordination while talking to team in 2019 https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bills-coach-sean-mcdermott-apologizes-911-hijackers-reference-team-meeting-2019/

ChocolateAxe

https://news.sky.com/story/italian-province-orders-dna-tests-for-all-dogs-to-trace-and-fine-owners-in-poo-crackdown-13051387

greysonjaracz

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/26/1201734274/chess-hans-niemann-anal-beads-cheating

Ian Morris

In 1997 the entire country of Albania got wrapped up in a giant pyramid scheme https://unherd.com/2022/01/how-albania-became-a-pyramid-scheme/

Rusty Shackleford

Kentucky thinks aliens have USD to spend so they advertise their state to outerspace https://apnews.com/article/extraterrestrial-visitors-lexington-tourism-849580571040fd1704c67ddc1b2b6589

FungiMagi

https://www.complex.com/life/a/alex-ocho/pastor-tried-to-deep-fry-mcdonalds-cook?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Slickback

https://www.complex.com/life/a/tracewilliamcowen/florida-man-lawsuit-toilet-explosion-dunkin?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Slickback

https://www.complex.com/life/a/cmplxtara-mahadevan/man-sets-fire-opens-bag-of-chips-with-lighter?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Slickback

https://apnews.com/article/ban-humorous-messages-electronic-highway-signs-3c7b0d11475d2b255f7edd197af771cc

Matthew Roth

https://www.complex.com/life/a/tracewilliamcowen/cop-sucks-oral-drug-test-video?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=social_widget_share

Slickback

https://apnews.com/article/russia-cat-trains-twix-conductor-social-media-17def222eab03954b1becf250c59e743

Luca Wilder

https://news.sky.com/story/neil-parish-mp-accused-of-watching-porn-in-commons-to-resign-after-being-told-position-untenable-12602430

Isaac Wright

This has a lot more detail but may be paywalled.

Will

Man kills neighbor over loud snoring https://apnews.com/article/stabbing-murder-charge-snoring-complaints-926cf9ccc87af811f099142e8801fabb Made me think of the caller who was buggin’ over their neighbor gettin’ it in the mornings.

FungiMagi

https://defector.com/the-sex-fest-keeps-getting-worse-and-worse

Will

Italian government tracking DNA of dogs poop to fine owners who don’t clean it up https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dog-mess-poop-fine-italy-street-b2481549.html

Shookie Dookie

https://albaniandailynews.com/news/gjkko-postpones-decision-on-beleri-s-appeal Fredi Beleri update

Indyforever

Burger King workers now have to give you a crown and say "you rule," per Bloomberg. Source: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-19/burger-king-is-serving-whoppers-with-a-side-of-cringe

Bryan Doyle

Church of Albania’s take on Gay Marriage: https://orthodoxtimes.com/church-of-albania-on-same-sex-marriage-unnaturalness-cannot-be-made-natural-by-law/

Cameron Rezendes

just wanna say you guys missed the funniest part of the anthony edwards texts - send da photo and the AI baby

jack

These guys reach sexual maturity, then have “sex fests” where the males fuck the females until they die. Also they eat each other mid-sex fest

Will

https://www.wlwt.com/article/sheriff-salem-ohio-man-found-living-dead-wife-6-years-rv/46467973#

peter victordelta

https://www.ksn.com/news/national-world/reformed-mobster-went-after-one-last-score-when-he-stole-ruby-slippers-from-the-wizard-of-oz/

Gavin Prester

I got my dick sucked by a guy and it wasn't better than a girl

cam

Albanian Ambassador: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12897139/Albanias-ambassador-illegally-sneaked-Britain.html

Cameron Rezendes

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/qa-dean-phillips-says-biden-likely-lose-election-trump-2024-01-09/

Quo vrep

https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark This guy isn't doing much to dispel the idea that people in the south are cousin fuckers

biggerbrainboi

Y’all need to cover the Josh wine phenomenon

Emma W

Obligatory Albania news story Albania's new ambassador to the UK illegally sneaked into Britain on the back of a lorry and lied about fleeing from the Kosovo war https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12897139/amp/Albanias-ambassador-illegally-sneaked-Britain.html

DeepAYG

https://nypost.com/2024/01/18/news/north-carolina-police-chief-jon-clark-fired-asking-captains-wife-for-nude-photos/

Dave

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/meet-sex-mad-marsupial-literally-kills-5811465

Will

Has stavy covered the J tunnels yet?

Erin

Old, but woman dies before Guinness can confirm her record as the oldest skydiver https://www.npr.org/2023/10/11/1205280562/104-woman-dies-skydiving-record#:~:text=A%20104%2Dyear%2Dold%20woman,her%20record%20as%20oldest%20skydiver&text=Brookdale%20Senior%20Living-,Dorothy%20Hoffner%2C%20104%2C%20went%20skydiving%20Oct.,Living%20said%20in%20a%20statement.

jimbo_999

Joe Flacco on PMT the other day 👀

Max

Palworld is taking the video game world by storm. But is it a Pokémon ripoff? Legal situations is dicey as the game breaks records

Kyle Hagerty

Also.. gotta talk about the tunnels of NY

Eric Shedlock

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/ncyMNpaDeE

Andrew Patrick

This one time my friend Greg did some craaazy shit

Aj Snyder

Greek mafia boss killed in hail of bullets last week

Camille Cary

Chinese marathon runner got disqualified for chain smoking through a race...the man finished let him be. Legend

biggerbrainboi

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/topless-newsreader-replaced-after-signing-6945450 Some good Albanian news

Tony Perez

https://www.baltimoresun.com/2023/11/17/ravi-pansuriya-of-westminster-guilty-of-first-degree-murder-in-stabbing-death-of-his-father/

Eric Shedlock

https://torontosun.com/sports/other-sports/chinese-marathon-runner-disqualified-for-chain-smoking-through-entire-race

biggerbrainboi

https://www.newsweek.com/putin-decree-triggers-ominous-alaska-calls-territory-empire-soviet-union-1862689

Will

https://www.npr.org/2023/12/24/1221478536/alabama-mom-is-1-in-a-million-delivering-two-babies-from-two-uteruses-in-two-day

jim k

idk talk about tom cruise or something cool

jim k

Eldis can’t even capitalize Kush Bros

Tony Perez


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