Bonus Update: A Threat, Sensed
Added 2020-04-30 21:11:39 +0000 UTCDirk has some concerns.
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I have finally read this. The "yiffany suspense" as I call it is blasting though my veins once again. Can't wait to see what happens with her next.
Jeff's girlfriend
2020-11-23 04:37:48 +0000 UTC'waits for the next chapter'
lordoffantasy
2020-05-16 23:58:14 +0000 UTCok upon further consideration my take on this is "hamlet v. ghost dad: strife"
horizon + OPHELIA ANADYOMENE
2020-05-14 01:02:17 +0000 UTCgod damn it i love this so god damn fucking much thank you andrew
horizon + OPHELIA ANADYOMENE
2020-05-11 15:23:05 +0000 UTCApparently I hit the perfect timing to finish Pesterquest^^. I see Yiffany as something Callie would come up with. Candy-Earth C is kinda her wish fulfillment after all...
Adagio Redshift
2020-05-07 20:18:13 +0000 UTCI kind of figured Dirk was more like the self-insert, with the epilogues being a kind of metaphor about what people wanted homestuck to be vs what it really is, but yiffy being a mary sue is a very interesting theory
PsiVolt
2020-05-06 19:19:49 +0000 UTCthink we can apply in terms of how competent they are at achieving the goals and playing the game.
lordoffantasy
2020-05-04 21:57:17 +0000 UTCi meant bc its full of holes or "flaws" in this metaphor but that shit be dank yo
L0n3 Duo
2020-05-03 02:46:54 +0000 UTCHa, Swiss. The evil cheese.
Psylence
2020-05-03 02:15:29 +0000 UTCaren't Jade and Dirk full of more character flaws than Swiss cheese? maybe i don't know what mary sue means
L0n3 Duo
2020-05-02 22:01:55 +0000 UTCtheory is that yiffy might be mary sue coded... thing is a lot of characters have these traits, including JAde and Dirk. But it means that she is a threat if she is meant to be used against him and he doesn't have narrative control of that situation.
lordoffantasy
2020-05-02 21:58:14 +0000 UTCI LOVED this update, i think i needed this to be comfortable with the last main story update.
Narchitaine
2020-05-02 13:38:48 +0000 UTCthat ending got me 🙀 why would Yiffy scare Dirk? he's like godtier^2
L0n3 Duo
2020-05-01 22:37:15 +0000 UTCSomebody really needs to make a Dirk strider account on patreon just so they can rp Dirk in this comment section.
Maggcat
2020-05-01 17:43:55 +0000 UTCmaybe she doesn't even do that by the end. we can only presume who is the villain at this point..... and it was dead obvious yiffany was important. because her name and existence is to fucking inane for it to be otherwise XD
lordoffantasy
2020-05-01 16:11:04 +0000 UTCa lot of people are starting ot realize there are clues there too. Things no one thought added up.
lordoffantasy
2020-05-01 16:09:09 +0000 UTCI can't believe Yiffany is going to be important and vital to counter Dirk... I can't wait for Yiffany to kill Dirk somehow.
Darugo Sueño
2020-05-01 06:19:42 +0000 UTCi cant wait for yiffany to wreck dirks shit
faunafennec
2020-05-01 01:54:07 +0000 UTCwoah .... . woa h
nickadial
2020-05-01 01:21:25 +0000 UTCYeah cause I went back through the epilouge (again) and there are several references to the possible existence of Yiffy or sealed holes prior to how things would happen down the line.
Dante Crossing
2020-05-01 01:14:28 +0000 UTCI'm guessing that this means Yiffy is textually as much a product of Hussie's influence as she is IRL (since she's one of the few aspects of his HS^2 outline he declared non-negotiable), and if that is correct then...fucking cool. This whole update was so ominous like goddamn.
Erin Claire
2020-04-30 23:49:52 +0000 UTCThis update really clarified some things for me regarding Dirk's awareness/influence in Candy.
CYR
2020-04-30 23:46:42 +0000 UTCI'm love it
CYR
2020-04-30 23:35:05 +0000 UTCim weezing hes scared of yiffy
Incomprehensible Mituna
2020-04-30 23:20:54 +0000 UTCWahahaha! AH still around just in retirement, fahaha! idk why but that was the funniest thing to me! Also "Miss Paint Boarding School for Inconvenient Girls," is it sad to know that there quite a few people that fall under that category?
StepperOfTheLongEarth
2020-04-30 22:28:40 +0000 UTCWe needed this
William L Coleman
2020-04-30 22:11:10 +0000 UTCAs for the writers, good job!
NeoPhantom
2020-04-30 22:10:02 +0000 UTCWell... if Dirk reads this, he can know that I am finding Candy hella more interesting than Meat. Good old drama beats megalomaniac fake odyssey any day.
NeoPhantom
2020-04-30 22:09:42 +0000 UTCOk, I laughed the entire time this was a fantastic bonus
Artamsk
2020-04-30 21:40:55 +0000 UTCThank you, it works now.
Raptor Charly
2020-04-30 21:32:16 +0000 UTCThere was an issue with the Patreon API, but we believe it's been resolved. Please log in again on homestuck2.com/bonus and report back. Thank you!
What Pumpkin
2020-04-30 21:27:23 +0000 UTCIt won't let me read it either
Rip
2020-04-30 21:24:56 +0000 UTCThere was an issue with the Patreon API, but we believe it's been resolved. Please try again and report back. Thank you!
What Pumpkin
2020-04-30 21:23:32 +0000 UTCThere was an issue with the Patreon API, but we believe it's been resolved. Please try again and report back. Thank you!
What Pumpkin
2020-04-30 21:23:30 +0000 UTCworks now!
jane
2020-04-30 21:23:30 +0000 UTCCool its working for me now.
Brennan Albright
2020-04-30 21:22:24 +0000 UTCDon't have access to the update, and it looks like I can't read any of the other bonuses anymore either
Jackson Gunelson
2020-04-30 21:21:49 +0000 UTCworks now, thanks!!
Katy Hooper
2020-04-30 21:21:35 +0000 UTCI can't view it either. Got a message saying I'm not pledged despite being pledged at $5.
Raptor Charly
2020-04-30 21:21:18 +0000 UTCI was thinking it was because it's the last day of the month before the automatic payment happens? Dunno if that's a possibility.
Alice H
2020-04-30 21:21:13 +0000 UTCThere was an issue with the Patreon API, but we believe it's been resolved. Apologies for the temporary disruption.
What Pumpkin
2020-04-30 21:20:58 +0000 UTCCan't see :(
Sid
2020-04-30 21:20:42 +0000 UTCSame. Thought it was my new phone being a tool.
Theatrical Theseus
2020-04-30 21:19:59 +0000 UTCSo can we just not view this or
Himbo Prince
2020-04-30 21:19:35 +0000 UTCOh, I'm not alone. Same problem :(
Noxeorn
2020-04-30 21:19:28 +0000 UTCSame
izu-mito
2020-04-30 21:19:03 +0000 UTCglad i'm not alone in being unable to see it.
Brennan Albright
2020-04-30 21:19:01 +0000 UTCi cant read the update
dkc1002
2020-04-30 21:18:42 +0000 UTCits also not allowing me to see the post at $5 a month..
TJ
2020-04-30 21:18:40 +0000 UTCSame here!
Alex Robinson
2020-04-30 21:18:22 +0000 UTCoh good it's not just me
Jonah Paley
2020-04-30 21:17:53 +0000 UTCim giving $5 a month and its not letting me read it? anyone else with this problem?
jane
2020-04-30 21:17:37 +0000 UTCSame
Angela Christie
2020-04-30 21:17:33 +0000 UTCWebsite says I'm not allowed to see this upd8
Lamp
2020-04-30 21:17:15 +0000 UTC
