Pictured above: the view from our hotel parking lot (Where we went to get away from fire).
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2025-01-19 23:57:51 +0000 UTC
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Public release 2/11/25
"In the storm, in the calm, with you there..."
Cast
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
David - Quintin Jones, Jr.
Leif - Tom Moorman
Ka...
2025-01-14 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Public release: 1/28/25
“Attention, people of Earth…”
Cast:
Frank - Benjamin Burdick
June - Melody Bridges
Celeste - Cooper Shaw
Deidre - Tina Case
Trinkett - Camille Smicker
Doug - Keith Cable
Steve - Jessica Mudd
Verge - Cat Blackard
Eldin - Joe Fisher
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Theme Music by Ian Ferguson
Pagan morning pr...
2025-01-01 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello Everyone,
Happy Christmas Eve, if you're into that sort of thing. I wanted to give a few updates before we hit the end of the year. First up, I just took a picture of Theo that should win some sort of award:
Such a goofball. And now the less important things...
Holiday schedule
As we said in the last episode, "Hwat?! Wheekly!!" is off until the new year BUT the...
2024-12-24 15:18:46 +0000 UTC
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(Public release 1/14/25.)
"Get ready. Get set. Get out!"
Cast
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
David - Quintin Jones, Jr.
Leif - Tom Moorman
Kazi - Jessica Morris
Teta - Aubrey Ferguson
Libuza - Shelly Darrington
Fiona - Tess Segal
Feudalism Guy, Announcer, Waiter - Dr. Punt Gusher
Betty, Edith - Dr. Lattice the Talking D...
2024-12-15 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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(Public release 12/31/24)
-Show Notes Redacted by the US Military-
Cast:
Benjamin Burdick as Frank
Cat Blackard as Verge
Joe Fisher as Eldin
Camille Smicker as Trinkett
Keith Cable as Doug
Melody Bridges as June
Tina Case as Deidre
Randi Spears as Private Kennedy
Cooper Shaw as Celeste
Jessica Mudd as Steve
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2024-12-01 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Season's Greetings everyone!
It's that time of year where many of us celebrate one holiday or another at the end of the year. Let us be the first to say a very happy [INSERT HOLIDAY HERE] to you all!
Some people say that there's no such thing as the perfect gift, but what is perfect is your desire to show your affection to your friends and family.
And it turns out those peopl...
2024-11-29 15:35:50 +0000 UTC
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(Public release 12/17/24)
“Evil exists in the world not to create despair but activity.”
-Thomas Malthus
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Fiona - Tess Segal
David - Quintin Jones, Jr.
Teta - Aub...
2024-11-14 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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(Public release November 26th!)
“Even the Christians who cut down the sacred groves must have felt the loss, because they built their cathedrals with soaring columns like the trunks of trees and with vaulted ceilings ribbed and fanned like the canopy of a forest, and every where, in unexpected places, they carved the head of the Green Man–spirit of nature–peering out of his leafy dell, beautiful and challenging.” - Moyra Caldecott
Cast:
Ben B...
2024-10-31 01:03:00 +0000 UTC
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Vampires! Homicidal Baby Birds! Seductive Shrikes! Bone Eaters! Tree Frogs! What's Under Petra?! Decorative Hermits! Chill Moon! Sleeping Finches! Bacteria Bonanza! Infuriating Cars! Dramatic Readings!
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard
2024-10-28 07:00:06 +0000 UTC
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What's Poppin' Thegronis?
I just wanted to send out this brief message to give everyone an overview as to what's happening in November regarding Apple's decision to become The Ted Empire.
Here's What's Happening:
Starting in November, Apple is going to start jacking up the prices 30% on all NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS through the Patreon iOS app.
It's an unfortunate move and o...
2024-10-22 14:55:07 +0000 UTC
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(Public Release 11/12/24)
“If we were forced to pinpoint a year, 2012 appears to be a good choice for when the modern world was invented, and we’ve been living in it now for a little over a decade.”
-Erik Hoel
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Leif - Tom Moorman
David - Quintin Jones, Jr.
Fiona - Tess Segal
Maloo - Summer Brigoni
Charlotte - Dr. Lattice The Talking Dol...
2024-10-15 01:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone.
You may have noticed that Patreon decided to have itself a bit of a fit this morning. Sorry about that. Patreon is making some changes to their back end that apparently made things go haywire. This, of course, made me want to make some changes to their "back end" with this big boot I'm wearing. They've assured me that the fixes are now in place and everything should be working correctly or will be in the next hour or so.
An unfortunate casualty of this nonsense is the...
2024-10-09 19:07:56 +0000 UTC
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"It really was a nice night..."
Cast:
Benjamin Burdick as Frank
Cat Blackard as Verge
Melody Bridges as June
Jessica Mudd as Edgy Steve
Keith Cable as Flat Doug
Tina Case as Deidre
Camille Smicker as Trinkett
Joe Fisher as Eldin
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Theme Music by Ian Ferguson
Bar music:
Over the Fence - Roots and Recognition
Whatever Will Become of You and I? - Roy Willia...
2024-10-01 01:05:00 +0000 UTC
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"You have no idea... Dr. Maddox."
Cast:
Finlay Stevenson as Ava
Michael Divinski as Rigo
Sean Howard as Diernts
Julie Cowden Starbird as Effie
Neal Starbird as Zebulon
Sara Wile, Matt Roen, and Xen of Third Person as The Shimislid
Shelly Darrington as Libuza
Jessica Morris as Kazi
Aubrey Ferguson as Teta
Karim Kronfli as The Benefactor
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher an...
2024-09-14 01:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello Kids.
For some reason the email alert that went out for our next episode had the wrong time on it.
To clear up any confusion the next episode comes out on Saturday at 6PM PT.
The time is correct on our Patreon page but not in your email.
Sorry for any confusion.
-j
2024-09-12 21:07:44 +0000 UTC
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Here's what I love about Finlay: She's a very cautious person, but then every once and a while she throws a curve ball at me. We were testing a new show idea over the weekend and when we listened to the test episode to see how we felt she said:
"Let's do it!"
"When?"
"Monday."
-eyes emoji-
And so, we now present to you a new weekly (?!?) show:
Hwat?! Hweekly!!
Wherein I update Finlay on interesting things that happened last week that she missed beca...
2024-09-09 07:00:12 +0000 UTC
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-Content Warning: Episode contains Violence.-
“I have no idea what this place is.”
Cast:
Cat Blackard as Verge
Tina Case as Deidre
Joe Fisher as Eldin
Tomi Zandshtein as The Acolytes
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Theme Music by Ian Ferguson
“The Sheliak” by CreatrixMusic on TikTok
Jazz Club Music:
Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!, Dirt Floor Boogie, Once I ...
2024-09-01 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone.
We're picking up an unusual amount of declined payments on the Patreon right now, to the point where it's looking like there's an error in the system somewhere. Either that or about twenty of y'all all had the same expiration date on your credit cards.
Will everyone please check in on their Patreon account and make sure it's in good standing? If it's not in good standing and it should be, we can't fix it on our end, you need to go through Patreon, sadly. Here's the li...
2024-08-21 03:30:40 +0000 UTC
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"What's the crime before the crime?"
Cast:
Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert
Finlay Stevenson as Alice
Shelly Darrington as Libuza
Jessica Morris as Kazi
Neal Starbird as Dez
Cat Blackard as Verge
Dr. Punt Gusher as Ted Officer and Sven the Unlikely
Aubrey Ferguson as Teta
Summer Brigoni as Maloo
Tom Moorman as Leif
Joe Fisher as Eldin
Written by Joe Fisher
Directed by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Produced ...
2024-08-14 03:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi Everyone,
There's some news from Patreon this morning and it's so sucky and depressing but let me some it up:
If you are already a subscriber: You're fine. Nothing changes. Your subscription price is not going up.
If you are not a subscriber: Starting in November, Patreon will be forced to use Apple payments system which means Apple will be taking 30% of all new transactions thro...
2024-08-12 15:21:12 +0000 UTC
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"What I see will depend on what I'm seeking."
Starring:
Benjamin Burdick as Frank
Melody Bridges as June
Tina Case as Deidre
Camille Smicker as Trinkett
Keith Cable as Flat Doug
Cat Blackard as Verge
Jessica Mudd as Edgy Steve
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Theme Music by Ian Ferguson
Art by Existentially Exhausted Bean
Additional Music:
Dance of the Peacock by Palace on Wheels
2024-08-01 02:15:01 +0000 UTC
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"Not just a theory of everything..."
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif(s) - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Lauren LeBlanc as Marguerite
Aleisha Force as Polly Jean
Lindsay Bowen as Jeremiah Franco
Quintin Jones, Jr. as David
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finla...
2024-07-15 02:55:01 +0000 UTC
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"That is the Space Foot."
Cast:
Benjamin Burdick as Frank
Melody Bridges as June
Camille Smicker as Trinkett
Keith Cable as Flat Doug
Cat Blackard as Verge
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music by Ian Ferguson
Art by Existentially Exhausted Bean
Pagan morning prayer by Joshua Ramey-Renk
2024-07-01 02:05:01 +0000 UTC
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"Total Atomic Breakdown" sounds bad.
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Quintin Jones, Jr. as David
Tim Lounibos as Kyle Perrino from DARPA
Mad Maddox as Mad Maddox
James Spiller-Rosa as James Spiller-Rosa
Crystal Delightful as Crystal Delightful
Ce...
2024-06-15 02:45:01 +0000 UTC
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"... Something in the sky..."
Cast:
Benjamin Burdick as Frank
Melody Bridges as June
Cat Blackard as Verge
Tina Case as Diedre
Camille Smicker as Trinkett
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music by Ian Ferguson
Art by Existentially Exhausted Bean
Additional Music:
Holding on Hope by Megan Wofford
2024-06-01 02:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Getting to know you, getting to know all about you.
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Quintin Jones, Jr. as David
Moniqua Plante as Fran
Tim Lounibos as Kyle Perrino
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
2024-05-15 02:45:01 +0000 UTC
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What's Poppin' Thegronies?
I hope everyone is enjoying Season 4! We've got a new episode coming up the evening of the 14th and we can't wait for you to hear it. If you're still not on our subscriber-only discord, do consider stopping by for "Night Breakfast" where we live-stream the new episode right before it drops and everyone comments along in the chat. It is a chaotic little treat and we all have a good time. If you'd like to join the discord,
2024-05-09 11:08:38 +0000 UTC
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Have you seen this dog?
Cast:
Benjamin Burdick as Frank
Melody Bridges as June
Cat Blackard as Verge
Tina Case as Diedre
Keith Cable as Flat Doug
Jessica Mudd as Edgy Steve
Cooper Shaw as Celeste
Camille Smicker as Trinkett Coralee
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Theme Music by Ian Ferguson
Episode Art by Existentially Exhausted Bean
2024-05-01 02:00:02 +0000 UTC
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"We make the world, Caspar."
Starring:
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Guest Starring:
Jessica Morris as Kazi
Aubrey Ferguson as Teta
Shelly Darrington as Libuza
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
I'm a Pilgrim, I'm a Stranger - The Imperial Quartet
Break Thou the Brad of Lif...
2024-04-15 02:45:00 +0000 UTC
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