CHAPTER 8. A Daughter Astray, Part 2.
Added 2020-04-27 20:31:17 +0000 UTCRose and Jade: Explain everything.
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when will the next chapter come out? its been quite some time now. know this stuff isn't exactly released conssitently but it has been a while. bit of burn out from dealing with 3 chapters in one month?
lordoffantasy
2020-05-19 00:21:10 +0000 UTCI love yiffy so much perhaps we will get jade rose kanaya solidarity.
athena gushee
2020-05-02 01:47:57 +0000 UTCholy fuck i was so wrong about yiffy, but i'm so excited anyway
Gilbert Goch
2020-04-30 19:43:03 +0000 UTCFuck me your right, I just re-read some of the epilogues about Jade, Literally spelled it out in a conversation with Jake. Literally can't see anyway around it ATM... JADE: theres no way me and dave could have a regular baby together because im... JAKE: Whats wrong? JADE: well lets just say that after all the sburb stuff its done some things to my body JADE: like merging with bec mostly JAKE: Have you been trying? JADE: er... we cant really... JAKE: What do you think your dog genes or whatever are keeping you from getting pregnant? JADE: um JADE: not my....... GENES exactly :\
Artamsk
2020-04-29 18:29:14 +0000 UTCthen, delay it ? I mean if they do a tweet or patreon post saying "we need a bit more time to make the update the best it can be", people would understand and react better than they did now.
Narchitaine
2020-04-29 17:37:54 +0000 UTCimagine she will and tear vriska down in time. she loves how cool she is. but she actually had a proper upbringing.... i think that is the primary difference between these kids and theri parents.
lordoffantasy
2020-04-29 02:07:46 +0000 UTCReally enjoyed the update, though I am getting tired of vriska getting the spotlight when she's basically still the same sociopathic asshole as she's always been. I hope that Vrissy learns to be a better character than her namesharing idol.
Xelias
2020-04-29 00:29:58 +0000 UTCAs it turns out yiffany has existed in concept since 2018. Which means plans for this sequel was going on since then. But more than anything NO ONE is under the delusion that this is anything but hussie levels of insanity.
lordoffantasy
2020-04-28 17:52:29 +0000 UTCto ber fair they had to do three updates this month.
lordoffantasy
2020-04-28 17:19:04 +0000 UTCI understand, but we're talking max ten pictures in two weeks with a full paid team behind. Even just sprites would have been nice. It's normal to expect a certain quality from H^2, and while I love the writing, it's still a webcomic. If they can't handle the pace, they should go back to one update per month. Quality>Quantity
Narchitaine
2020-04-28 15:44:14 +0000 UTCi hope yiffany is literally just a dog
Cyberbun
2020-04-28 14:44:12 +0000 UTCVriska definitely stole the spotlight with her outburst. So bad ass. :D
Done25
2020-04-28 14:11:09 +0000 UTCI to love this update. I love how Vriska Serket, just pops out and declares she will destroy everything and then proceeds to do so. Her contrast with the rest of the original cast is great.
Willow
2020-04-28 13:35:34 +0000 UTCUnfortunately, even illustrating fight scenes tends to be complicated and time consuming. Homestuck^2 is much more of a narrative with pictures attached.
Willow
2020-04-28 13:33:10 +0000 UTCI wanna start by saying i'm a fierce defender of H^2 both on twitter and reddit, and i don't care about the author drama. What i care about is that the moment things were starting to get badass with a badass vriska doing badass stuff, it cut to text. Why ? The patreon is well funded, why were images not a possibility ? I don't even need a [S], but all the stuff before that was hyping up to it. And if i have to say something about the yiffy thing, i sincerely hope it's a ult dirk thing and not something the authors actually thought it was a good idea to put in.
Narchitaine
2020-04-28 09:29:01 +0000 UTCI know that this update has a rather mixed reception, but I honestly love it. I feel really bad for Kanaya here, this chapter hit hard on several emotional levels. It's really sad to see people reacting so negatively to Jade's body though. Thanks for all the hard work, Homestuck team.
C. Victor Ford
2020-04-28 09:17:44 +0000 UTCOkay cool, that was a thing that happened. No idea what the hell happened but it happened. Poor Dave and Kanaya, king and queen of Cucktopia
Nemoleaks
2020-04-28 08:18:40 +0000 UTCI'm looking forward to the next chapter.
Brennan Albright
2020-04-28 07:47:31 +0000 UTCAlso I just fucking got the pun of this chapter title LMAO
Erin Claire
2020-04-28 07:23:03 +0000 UTCI've also been thinking about Dirk's influence in Candy. It was extremely obviously suggested by this update and retroactively creating her for the purpose of filling an arbitrary set established by HS proper DOES seem like his MO
Erin Claire
2020-04-28 07:19:54 +0000 UTCwell, that, not wanting to talk about it because it's awkward, and likely getting sidetracked with rebellion stuff.
Erin Claire
2020-04-28 07:16:49 +0000 UTCYeah that's been established since the epilogues, where Rose and Jade have a discussion which pretty clearly planted the seeds for this update. Also just FYI, I'm pretty sure the preferred term is intersex, though as I am not a member of that community I am not 100% positive it applies in this situation due to it not really having any kind of real-life analogue.
Erin Claire
2020-04-28 07:14:04 +0000 UTCYeah I really want to see more of what Kanaya is feeling about all this. It makes sense that they had an initial talk off-screen for pacing reasons, but I feel like there's gotta be more to it than she's letting on.
Erin Claire
2020-04-28 07:08:21 +0000 UTCHey, just wanted to say that I really enjoyed this update! In fact, it sold me on Rose and Jade's interpersonal dynamic in a way nothing else ever has before. Like yes, it's about a ridiculous, uncomfortable thing that is a bit like watching a trainwreck, but that's literally the basis of the entire Candy timeline. Vriska even talks about it in this very chapter! Anyway, just wanted to let you all know that not everyone is displeased about this, and that I hope the people taking it to the point of harassment fucking stop ASAP.
Erin Claire
2020-04-28 07:06:30 +0000 UTCI don't know why it's just dawning on me now, but it really feels like John and Dave will never meet again.
CYR
2020-04-28 05:19:40 +0000 UTCYeah - and that's a theme with Dirk's manipulations up to this point. He takes single actions (getting Rose to send John on his mission/leaving Kanaya) which then ensure that the consequences of those actions will be followed through, basically pushed by the people he's manipulating's own psychological weight. Once he's made something happen, it's now Happened, and people have to commit to it because emotionally they feel like they have no other choice. (He's a clever piece of shit, that Ultimate Dirk.)
David Kligman
2020-04-28 05:15:01 +0000 UTCRight!!!!!
Paisley Dodge
2020-04-28 04:48:21 +0000 UTCthat sn8p had me screaming inside, she doesn't miss a fucking beat
PsiVolt
2020-04-28 04:30:43 +0000 UTCthat flew right past me I think that I got the joke about the knot but was confused, I didn't make the connection with Jade
PsiVolt
2020-04-28 04:29:20 +0000 UTCmy thoughts exactly! when Harry was given the strife specibus he seemed to have a kind of "odd feeling" that was similar to the reactions the kids had to the voices in their heads from the exiles I think it's Dirk influencing them to play, to give the story intrigue he probably thinks, hell he probably knows, that his timeline, the "real-canon-three-pillars-and-all" one, won't be that interesting a story to read so he took candy, sweet, saccharine, cloying candy and made it relevant to keep us, the figurative audience, interested in the story by clawing at our hearts with the characters we love in situations that get blown unimaginably out of whack
PsiVolt
2020-04-28 04:25:00 +0000 UTCit looks like the patreon might be taking a hit from the chapter for some reason... i really, really hope it doesn't ruin the double updates.
lordoffantasy
2020-04-28 03:05:32 +0000 UTCthat's some premium speculation, kind of love that the plot lends itself to that
JovialKnoll
2020-04-28 02:50:06 +0000 UTCBasically all he had to do was make sure that Rose agreed to this in the past to have Yiffy exist now.... hmmmmm.
lordoffantasy
2020-04-28 02:38:19 +0000 UTCI think, without hyperbole, that Dirk has written Yiffy into the story, retroactively. Why, exactly, I'm not sure. I'm starting to suspect that he wants four Omega kids to play in another Sburb session. But since HS^2 started, signs of his influence in Candy have started to get more frequent. And this whole conversation takes place in a location of *immense* narrative relevance to him here. I think he just inserted her into the characters' history without any care for how it would fit in or how the people involved would be treated as a logical result.
David Kligman
2020-04-28 02:14:10 +0000 UTCeven then its kinda bad that they hid her and it probabl yhas negatively affected her, but its not like they liked her in a closet. hell its implied she was on Jade's ship when she attacked
lordoffantasy
2020-04-28 01:02:52 +0000 UTCa ridiculous reason for a ridiculous name.... far as we know its just taken so goddamn long and she was gonna have her name changed to something reasonable in like a week before she got captured
lordoffantasy
2020-04-28 00:41:07 +0000 UTCEver heard of a hoodie? Plenty of perfectly reasonable explanations. How about homeschooling? Private tutoring? Privileged school where the eyes of the world can't see? Why try to make it something bad?
Tinokel
2020-04-28 00:40:50 +0000 UTCJade makes frequent "knot" jokes in the epilogues. Terezi pretty much confirms it when talking to john, saying "wow, she really went for that double entendre?". Dave literally wants to tell John, during Dave's wedding, and John just... stops him. Tells Dave he doesn't wanna know. It's been obvious for a long time.
Tinokel
2020-04-28 00:36:11 +0000 UTCcould always hide the dog features with a hat and stuff. Though its implied she was actually with jade reconessance team at the time.
lordoffantasy
2020-04-28 00:35:35 +0000 UTCSo, between the growling in the cage and her being a super short pregnancy due to dog genes, is Yiffy also a dog girl? If so, how is it even possible that they kept this a secret from anyone? Wouldn't literally every single person on the entire planet be able to take one look at Yiffy and immediately know she's the daughter of the only other dog person in existence, who is also a celebrity god? Did they lock Yiffy in a tower like Rapunzel and no one was ever allowed to see her except for Jade and Rose? Did Jade, tormented by years of isolation, submit her own daughter to even more years of isolation, never allowed to talk to anyone her own age or leave the tower/basement/cupboard/doghouse? I feel like this crossed from "The characters as messed-up adults" into "the characters are straight up evil".
Daniel Kelly
2020-04-28 00:15:34 +0000 UTCdid they actually say rose kept a child secret for over a decade because changing the name was too complicated?
jun
2020-04-28 00:01:29 +0000 UTC"ROSE: [... ]The whole affair was... short. ROSE: Purely physical, and nothing more." Rose is known for her word choice and 'affair' implies a lot so to answer your question, it seems like she is, yes
PsiVolt
2020-04-27 22:36:26 +0000 UTCWait.. so is Jade actually a hermaphrodite now? in the Epilogues I assumed it was due to her Dog Genes that she couldn't get pregnant, but if she was able to impregnate Rose then that isn't the issue and from how Rose worded it they physically had a baby, meaning Jade has the... equipment to impregnate Rose but lacks... the parts to be able to be pregnant herself. Genuinely curious about where this is going but honestly a bit unhappy about how I am reading into the situation right now.
Artamsk
2020-04-27 22:05:28 +0000 UTCDespite the outcry, I genuinely think this is was a good update. I hope y'all explore the potential fallout from this revelation between Rose and Kanaya though
Speg
2020-04-27 21:50:10 +0000 UTC*vriska
Paisley Dodge
2020-04-27 21:49:32 +0000 UTCas chaotic is this timeline and plot is right now I'm so glad to see that brisket is as badass and casually self-centered as ever and the amongst all this b******* Jade's had to go through, I'm glad to see that she at least got happiness from a daughter!!!
Paisley Dodge
2020-04-27 21:49:22 +0000 UTCI'm fucking dead
Malcolm
2020-04-27 21:27:45 +0000 UTC