Bonus Episode 2: I Talked to Neil Breen

Thanks kurtis now I’m crying at 4 am because of titty kinesis

once i commented on neil breen's youtube videos and he responded, shilling his website lmaoaoa

Better be careful Kurtboy, Neil’s already hacked into national AND international databases and uncovered the most secret government secrets and corruption, imagine what he’ll do if you don’t state the amount of your potential investment 🤭

damn well ig beggars can be choosers

Coke at 9am? It’s 10am somewhere 😎

jordan bel-kurt. you missed a good one 😞

Neil is a trip bro. I think you should just message him how much you want to invest. Money talks you know.

HOW do I get onto this podcast!? I keep accidentally replying and realizing KURT AINT THERE

I love how you just voluntarily told 500 people that your friend Dean shards his pants

was just watching the new VRG yt video and heard how close you were to 500 on here so I had to make an account and join the fam :) love your content and i'm so happy i'm about to get even more now 😇🖤

kurtis next time u ask urself “does anyone rlly like me tho😭😂⁉️⁉️” u should know that user halley lol on patreon really enjoys ur content and u as a human and gets very excited when they wear ur merch. so don’t be so hard on urself boy cuz i wouldn’t payed 5 dollars if i didn’t like u <3

do u fart

i cant believe this video exists

ayyy Kurt thanks for answering the question and omg that Neil Breen story was so fucking funny Don't push yourself too hard esp with all the tours coming up!

WTF YOU SAID YOU LOVE DOING MAD LIBS RIGHT AFTER I MADE THIS COMMENT. I'm having a crisis over here.

Everyone under me add a phrase and we will Mad Lib a response together for Wolf of Kurt Street. I'll start: "Hey Neil!"

I definitely think you should throw out a monetary amount to him. Make sure to reiterate that you have investment experience just not in films. It seems like he just doesn't want to come up with the details himself lol Anyway, love you Kurt, thanks for the content, don't push yourself, and i hope that this venture works out!!

Ribbon Ann

FUNKY LITTLE INTRO i’m digging it

You need to start making movies and dedicate each movie to him. When you finally win your Oscar do not thank him. Ultimate revenge

D

invest in another movie today and then send him that credit tomorrow to say you have experience

Ben Wesenberg

new intro is on gorgeous mode

AHHHH ok so i’m a new patreon and i’m stoked!! As for Neil, maybe we should make a false identity combined of all of us to donate a shit ton of money and it can’t rly be pinpointed to one person so idk it seems like it could work

been waiting for this one, turn it up !!!

Holy shit that was a poorly timed question from me haha I'm sorry Kurt!!! I think you should shoot your shot and just send an specific offer for him. And maybe mention that you are very familiar with his work and you have years of experience in filming / editing?

This gives me life

when in doubt you could go for his ego in a positive way and say how much u love his films and use your audience on youtube to spread the word about his work AND he's getting you interested in investing bc u personally want to support his art, he's an artist so i feel like he'll want to hear that

scary

"have you seen em tho" im losing my mind, this is what talking to tommy wiseau is like- i work for a media company that tried to interview him

scary

hey man it’s great if you wanna do weekly bonus vids but don’t push yourself too hard!! also re: the breen machine I’d propose something specific w some options to make you sound legit like “I’ve consulted with some of my associates in the film investment space and wanted to provide a more specific offer, in case you are still looking for investors. I would offer 5k (or whatevs) for a co-executive producer credit and 10k for an executive producer credit. I fully trust your artistic vision and would not expect to provide any artistic input, unless requested. ” it sounds like he might just be trying to avoid people wasting his time with smaller amounts? idk man. who knows what’s happening in that genius head of his

you should make ur own version of one of his movies like a director’s cut and call it director's kurt as a clap back

Just joined excitement

I was just about to say that. such a good show

it feels so comfy watching u on patreon! my fiancé and i love you, kurt 💛 (also neil breen can suck my PEEN, not wanting you to invest 😤)

Thank you Kurt

Sandra Nuni

“I’m sorry for the way I’ve Breen” let me tell you I CRIED at that hahahaha

This made me drop my glass of water, ironically very near my laptop

no okay it's so funny you brought up the "milk is white so it's good for bones" bc that was my EXACT thought process as a kid

jack!

I say go for it, just throw an amount down and see what Neil says. He seems kinda like a jerk which makes me feel less bad about laughing at his films.

SHAKING AND CRYING

I GASPED

woohoo two new kurtis pods!!!

for neil you could maybe tell him you want to get experience investing and you want his movie to be the first time you do it?

rin

Kurtis you should watch Misfits, the British TV show. There's a villain with lactokinesis in that and they do some fucked up things with it.

coconutmallcop

will be up soon!!

What if we all individually cashapp'd Neil Breen $1

coconutmallcop

Hellooooo new intro

ty for the content kurtis! will there be an audio only version too?

WHAAAATTT!

love the new intro omg

rin

this is surreal

Intro theme is a banger

coconutmallcop

yas

rin

yooooo!