Batwoman 1X9: Crisis on Infinite Earths Hour Two

I'm actually kind of shocked. I was expecting to be 100% confused, as I really don't know anything about Batwoman (at least I've been introduced to most of the others before in other crossovers), but this was so specific to the crossover, that I was just happily along for a ride that I understood. Lol.

Okay, so we're on the hunt for the 7 paragons. Pretty sure we already know that Oliver is one. In this episode we find out that Kara and Sara are both paragons as well. We know two more will be a Superman and a Batman. But we've got to wander around to all the other Earth's to figure out which ones.

After checking in on the Superman from Smallville (and finding out he gave up his powers- boy was Lex Luthor pissed about it), we wander to the correct Earth and find the Superman we are looking for. But, Lex Luthor shows up here as well and forces this Superman to fight against Tyler Hoechlin's Superman. It's a fun fight. And, eventually, Lois gets to new Superman with the power of love and he heads back to the ship (I think it's a ship, right?) with us.

Then we head over to look for our Batman (which I thought at first would be Kate, but they sent us on a chase) and we go to some weird ass future timeline Batman. WTF is this? He's got some odd robot body from all the fighting and is totally 'old man yelling at cloud.' Kara finds out that he killed the Superman on his Earth, and once Kate finds out, she pushes him into some electrical thing and shocks him to death in his robot outfit. When they get back to the ship, the Monitor tells them that that action caused Kate to now become a paragon. Sure. Why not.

Roy is busy making a paragon detector to look for the other 3 paragons, and we find out that they are on the ship. But we don't really get more than that.

Meanwhile, Mia and Sara are busy tying to bring Oliver back. They decide to use the Lazurus pit and they head to one of the Earth's that still has one in tact. However, Sara makes Constantine promise that when he brings Oliver back, he'll need to bring him with his soul. This is why I was so anti them doing this. I do not really want to watch blood lusted Oliver. But, he agrees to try his best.

But, when he wakes up, it's obvious, he doesn't have a soul, so Sara tranqs him. Later, Constantine tries to work some magic mojo to fix it, but he claims the anti matter is messing with his magic. So currently, Oliver is alive, physically, but he's still not Oliver.

Also, I cannot be the only one who loves Mick (although, I have decided his name is Rory) reading smutty romance to Clark and Lois's baby, right?