LIKE ME...and I'll Get "Embalmed"

Hello Deathlings! 

I'm coming at you restored, rejuvenated, and freshly embalmed. 

Yep, for long time followers of our channel, you know what that means: Monica Torres! 

I spent an afternoon in Monica's cool, capable hands going through the process of getting "embalmed". It's always a little weird lying on  Monica's embalming table (or any embalming table?), but this time, talking about incisions and arteries and trocars and *me*, I admit I was really FEELING my mortality. 

I mean, I'm not complaining. It's always fun being worked on by Monica. If corpses could give Yelp reviews, I have no doubt Monica would be 5 stars all the way. ("Come for the rigor mortis massage, stay for the trocar bling.")

It was just a little more emotionally intense than I expected. HMMM, WHY WOULD SIMULATING THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING EMBALMED BE INTENSE? HMMM...

That being said, I regret nothing. 

So what will your "likes" make me do next??? (Sincerely, I don't know. Thoughts?)  

I am but a show pony trotted out for your amusement. Have you any carrots?

Caitlin

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