Legends of Tomorrow 3X8: Crisis On Earth-X, Part 4

I'm sorry. Are we kidding?!?! Oliver and Felicity got married in a crossover episode? WTF. If I'd been watching Arrow and not known about these crossovers, I'd have been so fucking pissed. Also, you guys are good secret keepers. But in all honesty, I've only been spoiled once in all this time. And it was an absolute accident by the person who did it. I'm 1000% sure of it. No, I won't say what it was. I don't want anyone to feel bad.

Anyway, Gray manages to open the portal, but gets mortally wounded in the process. But, because FireMan and Gray merged, FireMan is dying as well. They manage to get to the Legend's ship, but there computer doctor isn't really help. It turns out, if Gray takes that serum, he'll separate from FireMan and FireMan can live. FireMan so does not wanna do it, but Gray convinces him. He takes it and dies, which restores FireMan. This would have been so much more emotional if I actually watched those shows. (But I'm so glad I didn't. I was an emotion reaction day already. Lol.).

The Nazis show up on Earth 1 (in Central City, I think?) and just start killing people, like their, you know, Nazis. Thankfully, our friends show up soon after and start decimating them. Plus, we've got Cisco and some one (sorry) working to try to destroy the Nazi Legend's ship.

Eventually they realize they have to do it from the inside, so Caitlin and 2 other girls silver surfer themselves up onto the ship. Felicity sends them the info and they are able to take the shields down. As soon as that's done, Cisco teleports onto the ship and takes the girls back with him.

Meanwhile, Supergirl is fighting Nazi Supergirl and Nazi Supergirl is about to explode, so Kara flies her up into space so her explosion doesn't kill anyone. But, it seems to injure Kara as she falls helplessly back to Earth. Thankfully, fake Captain America catches her and she's fine.

Flash lets that guy get away. (I think he can change faces? I think I probably have to watch this show. I'm very confused.) But, Oliver kills his doppelgänger once they realize that Supergirl killed Nazi Supergirl.

Once we're back on Earth 1, Barry and Iris decide to just get married by an ordained minister. Lucky for us, Diggle is one, so Barry zooms over to grab him out of the bunker. When he's just about to pronounce them married, Felicity bursts in and asks if he can marry she and Oliver as well. Oliver is confused, but totally willing to go with it. So all four of them get married by Dig.

And that's the conclusion of our crossover this season. I 100% get why you guys liked it so much. I feel like this could have been a 3 hour movie. (I also feel like one of you said this, so maybe it implanted in my brain).

Am I mad at Oliver and Felicity for getting married like this? Yes, a little bit. But they are married! (But, I'm gonna be real pissed if we find out later that there is some technicality and they aren't actually married).