Tell Me Lies 1X7: Castle on a Cloud

Ugh. All these people suck so much. Evan and Bree are the only normal people in this group, I swear.

It is driving me absolutely crazy that Lucy is so upset with Drew, but totally cool with Stephen. How is Drew driving away any worse than Stephen leaving her dead? If you're pissed at one, you need to be pissed at both. And you should be.

So, we're at Evan's family's house for his birthday, and he's trying to ask everyone to be respectful of the place, and the first thing that happens is Wrigley gets naked and rubs himself all over. Gross. Also, why does Evan put up with this shit? I cannot believe it took him this long to explode on them. Why is everyone giving him a pass and being like, 'oh, he gets like this when he does coke.' The fuck. Then stop hanging out with him when he does coke.

Lucy is sort of giving Drew shit, and Wrigley asks Stephen to get her to stop because he's finally not moping around. He's trying to get him back together with Bree because he thinks it will be helpful for him, but Evan has expressed interest in her. This is some weird macho shot calling bullshit that Evan doesn't want to partake in (and then looks like an ass about it later when he wanted no part of it).

Pippa is busy texting someone, no idea who, but some of us are convinced she's cheating on Wrigley. Especially after they play that game where Stephan tells her to give her phone to Wrigley, but she refuses. Also, during that game, they make Bree and Evan kiss a bunch and neither of them seem comfortable with it. Seriously, Evan is right. These guys suck as friends.

Eventually, Evan blows up at all of them telling them they are terrible people and shitty friends. After that, everyone sort of wanders to bed. When Bree wakes up in the morning, she can't find Evan and wakes everyone up to look for him. She finds him asleep across the street and he apologizes. She tells him not to, and agrees that they all kind of suck. They go back to the house where the two of them have sex before they leave.

Right before we leave, Stephen destroys Bree's camera (which is full of pictures that they all planned to put on FaceBook) while Pippa watches him continuing to text on her phone. I can only assume that he doesn't want Diana to see these pictures, so he's making sure they can't get posted. I guess Pippa is not saying anything because she feels guilty about whatever texting she's doing.

This was seriously such a mess. I swear. But maybe we'll end up with one normal couple after this weekend. We really need one.