Shameless 9X6: Face It, You're Gorgeous

YES! I think Fiona might finally get what she's got coming to her! OMG, I'm so happy.

Fiona shows up for an investment meeting and finds out that the propery probably won't be starting up for another year. Plus, they all need to add an additional 25K to their original investment, which of course, Fiona does not have. And the bank won't give her a loan.

While this is going on, she and Ford are looking at moving in together and the place he likes is $3000/month. Fiona balks at this, but Ford tells her she can just pay $1000/,month and he'll cover the rest. She says no, so he tells her to pay all $1500. She just can afford this right now. He gets pissed and accuses her of not actually wanting to move in with him. (Which she shouldn't. They don't even like each other!) But they end up in a fight and Ford storms out.

Later, after Fiona has drank a crazy amount at a work party, she finds out Ford never came back and tracks his iPhone. She shows up at the house in the middle of the night, only to discover it's Ford's wife's house. He tells her they are separated, but she doesn't wanna hear it. Her drunk ass speeds away and hits a parked car head on. She just leaves the car there and wanders away.

Meanwhile, Ian is prepping to head back to jail for two years. All he wants for his last day is to enjoy the easiness of his life right now. Turns out, Carl's girlfriend ends up teaching him some Krav Maga though. In the morning, Fiona is supposed to drive him to jail, but she's nowhere to be found. So, the rest of the family and Kevin and V take him. It's a really sweet moment.

But, even better, when he gets inside, Ian finds out that his cellmate is Mickey. He rolled on a Mexican drug cartel and got to choose where he went. It's probably way sweeter than it was meant to be.

Lip is trying his hand at being a sober companion, and it's really giving him a run for his money. The women he is watching will not take Lip's help, and he's forced to tackle her in the street, toss Bloody Mary's on the ground, and out her to fans. I hope he made a crazy amount of money. Eventually, he brings her to the Gallagher house for Ian's last supper.

And there's some stuff about Frank trying to date the woman who beat him up in the psych ward last episode, but I'm not even remotely interested in that.