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9-1-1 7X1: Abandon Ships

Added 2024-11-22 23:00:06 +0000 UTC

Okay, so, I had no idea that Athena felt like this. She's doing, quite literally, everything she can to avoid Bobby on this cruise ship.

So, Bobby is trying to have a nice vacation with his wife, but she is hobbling him at every turn. Every time he wants to do something just the two of them, she finds an excuse to ditch him. It doesn't take him long to realize she's doing this, but he can't figure out why. Turns out, she's just so used to the chaos of their lives, that she doesn't know how to handle it when things are calm.

However, they run into a couple they know on the ship. Billboard lady and the husband who ignored her. Turns out, they are now retired and live on cruise ships. One morning, when the wife is not at breakfast and the husband makes a shitty excuse, Athena is convinced he killed her. Bobby assumes she's just trying to find something else to do besides him, but eventually, he's convinced too.

Turns out, when they went off at a port, some terrorists (gang? pirates?) abduct the wife and replace her with a member of their crew. They are convinced that the husband has some sort of dongle with a bunch of crypto (or similar) cash on it. Eventually, the terrorists (gang? pirates?) board the ship and hold everyone hostage.

Meanwhile, we find out that Buck and death lady broke up, Eddie is dating Marisol, Christopher is dating everyone, and Chim is convinced his relationship with Maddie is calcifying. Spoiler alert: it's not.