Shameless 9X3: Weirdo Gallagher Vortex

So, Ian is in contemplative mode. Since he got out of jail, he's finding that Shim is no longer speaking to him and he doesn't know what to

So, Ian is in contemplative mode. Since he got out of jail, he's finding that Shim is no longer speaking to him and he doesn't know what to do or how to proceed forward. He tries several religious institutions in search of answers, but comes up empty. And, in the only credit I might ever give Debbie, her telling him, 'Stop trying to save the world and just try to save yourself,' might be the only good advice she's ever given.

And, speaking of Debbie, she's starting to question her sexuality after befriending a lesbian and they have a make out session in the bathroom. Ian tells her she's not gay, or bi, but is probably a pillow princess. I had never even heard that term before and needed to look it up. And I think it's definitely true of Debbie's first same sex experience, but not this one. I don't know what to think here.

Still hoping and praying that Fiona gets screwed over with this investment. Other than that, I don't really have a lot to saw about her. Oh, actually, I have no idea why she and Ford are 'together.' They barely seem to like each other. I'm guessing the sex is really good.

Frank is busy campaigning for Mo White. And collecting plenty of donations to fund his drinking. However, we find out that Mo White is on probation because he slept with a minor. But these idiots don't care (welcome to 2024) and totally behind him. So, literally nothing ever changes. Cool.

Xan breaks her arm, but the hospital won't release her unless it's too a guardian. Lip tries to find away around it, but finding none, he ends up pulling the breathing tube out of a guy as a distraction so he can sneak Xan out. This is the kind of fucked up Gallagher shit I'm here for. Lol.

And Veronica returns to her dominatrix ways in order to procure a West Point recommendation for Carl.

Oh, and Kevin desperately tries to make The Alibi less 'rapey.'