Shameless 9X2: Mo White!

Oh god. Please, no. We do not need Frank to be meddling in politics. Nothing good can come from this. So, Ian gets bailed out of jail by one

Oh god. Please, no. We do not need Frank to be meddling in politics. Nothing good can come from this.

So, Ian gets bailed out of jail by one of the girls from the center. He's so not happy about it. He was right in the middle of performing a triple wedding service at the jail. It seems like he actually enjoys being in jail. He feels like he's been helpful in there (and I'm leaning more and more towards him not being on his meds) and is acting confused about the movement that's been happening in his honor while he's been away.

Fiona is busy trying to become an investor in a nursing home. She meets up with some douchbag relator to look at a building she didn't want. But she's convinced if she can impress him, he'll show her a better building. And, it turns out, she's right. She snubs him and gets Cyrano'd by Liam to make him think she knows things. So, he shows her a better building, but it's still not what she wants. Later, she crashes his dinner and refuses to leave until he takes her $100K investment. I really hope she gets screwed over by this. I'm tired of things working out for her.

Debbie has just discovered what women's rights are and is on a rampage. She's protesting and demonstrating all over male dominated businesses, but she's just getting harassed, and nothing is coming of it. Afterwards, one of the guys who told her no women worked at the site shows up at her house and divulges that she is actually a woman cosplaying as a man to get equal pay. How fucked up is that? (Not that she's doing this, but that she needs to, to get paid, in case that wasn't clear).

Xan agrees to watch the twins, and while at the park with them, steals a lady's wallet and when caught, runs away and leaves the girls alone. Lip runs around the city trying to find her. He eventually does and finds out she was stealing money to leave some for her mom at the PO box. Later, he decides to sponsor the young kid at AA who is struggling.

And then Frank, who has been working for both sides of the congressional race stealing signs, decides that Chicago needs an old white guy to run the city. So he and the bar patrons go to some old white guy and try to convince him to run for congress so they don't end up with the black lady or the gay Hispanic guy. 🙄