Part of the grout
Added 2023-11-18 16:34:19 +0000 UTCNot feeling too well, her boyfriend retreated to the bathroom to "freshen up" ... somewhat nauseous he stumbled his way to the toilet where, bent over he felt like he was about to throw up when all of a sudden, his vision blurred as he fell unconscious.
His girlfriend came looking for him, wondering where he'd disappeared to, but upon entering the bathroom didn't see him anywhere.
Feeling the urge to use the toilet now that she was there, she sat down to do her business completely unaware of the fact that her boyfriend had shrunk and in doing so, rolled into the grouting of the floor tiles, just beneath her feet.
As he came back to the world of the living, he was in abject terror when the first thing he saw was the bottom side of his girlfriends giant foot, towering above him, flabbergasted at how he wasn't dead ... somewhat happy that the company he hired for their bathroom renovation didn't put as much grouting as he wanted them to.
