[UPDATE] April 2019

Welcome back hmwhsapiens, it's good to see you again.

Here's what's happening:

Filler Content
Ok, so last month we told you there would be no public show. We apologise for lying to both you and the Lord because Filler Content is starting back from episode 0001 and is now up on YouTube for all to enjoy. We figured it's the only show concept we're any good at, so let's start fresh and make it available for all.

However, Filler Content is all about the patron questions and without you, our patrons, it cannot reach its potential. That's why we're asking every patron to submit any questions, comments, hate mail, love letters, dick pics & clit pics to trash@hardmenworkinghard.com
You can also comment below, leave a message on patreon or tweet your questions to @HardMenWorkHard - we need your help to make the show great!

Check out the first episode now on YouTube: https://youtu.be/YJV9VyaTr5s

We're also now streaming on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1DfDQ0gyEXYKjOdprJ80sX?si=iKe3SVoZRKCwZnkh8D_Gsw

And Stitcher:  stitcher.com/podcast/hard-men-working-hard/filler-content

(iTunes is currently being reviewed for publishing but they always take forever, please look forward to that)


Desperately Grasping For Content
$2 and up patreonis, don't fret. We still have monthly bonus content coming your way in the form of Desperately Grasping For Content. This is a more laid back show where aciou, samglaze and lakembra catch up to talk shit and comment on the news of the day. Please look forward to many awkward silences, stutters and a general haze of confusion and incoherence.

Discord
If you're reading this and haven't yet joined the HMWH discord server, just stop and reconsider your life. You're passing up a once in a lifetime opportunity to talk directly to samglaze - master audiotician, hear the wisdom of aciou - a man denied his past, and lakembra is also there. If you don't click the invitation below, you're missing out on such gems as:

(this is actually from the Thought Cops discord server, but it's more or less representative of something you might see in the HMWH server)

Click the link now and see what happens: discordapp.com/invite/NhEC854

YouTube
Our YouTube Station is seeing lots of support from you guys and we can't thank you enough. Expect to see more new videos and some older tracks make their way into your feed this month. Meanwhile, take a moment to enjoy some classic HMWH with:

Drill-Her
https://youtu.be/qEbYaWJOPzo

HMWH Christmas Parody Song (ft. Peach Saliva) 0001
https://youtu.be/XJwS3aCyJis 

New Music
You're probably wondering what's happening with new music. We currently have 3 new tracks well into production with many more in the pre-production stage and countless more dopamine fueled ideas, yet to be realised. We know it can take some time to get new tracks out there but we are always working on it. We just like to take our time and make sure the final product is as good as it can be, as the old saying goes:

Shout Outs

The following supporters have big penises and are the ones helping to keep the dream alive. Firstly, our biggest penises havers:
🤠 688as    
🥩 BigBeef   
⛪ Christian Frau  
🎲 Dyc3   
🍡Jess   
💩 Kiss Me teddy bear syrup  
🍒 No_Nuts   

And second, our perfectly adequately sized penis havers:
🌽 Andrew Johnson
🍇 Basket of Grapes
🍌 Connor Gibson
🤞   Dale Luck
💎 Daniel White
🥒 deign
🍆 Dick Masterson
🐻 Dmitriy Barsukov
👽 Fosco
🥕 G.D. Pietrzak
🎻John Vindiola
💸 Jordan Sellers
🥋 Martial Autist
🥢 Randy
🤖 Staesis
🦁 The Zoo 


I also want to give special mention to the following supporters:
🍑 Bootyman
🐊Crocodactyl

...who are our first New Project 2 dudes. They made the jump to the Dicknet and are now reaping the rewards of smug self satisfaction and the knowledge that their money isn't going to Jack Patreon and his crew of nerds but to guys who will do the right thing with it (piss it up the wall). If you're tired of sending your money to people who don't deserve it, send it to someone who does by making the switch to our New Project 2 page.
Same great taste - all new packaging. Find us here: https://newproject2.com/hmwh/

That covers the news for this month. We'll see you all again in May.

Please look forward to see you next time.