It took so long to get this uploaded because I kept seeing new comments and arguments I wanted to address, to the point where it ended up being twice as long as the original motion video. I feel like the two videos together sum up pretty much everything I have to say about motion, hopefully you've found them interesting to watch even if you don't agree (and if you don't agree, be sure to leave a comment about how sticks are better because you don't have to swing your arms around).
Thanks again for your support!