(NSFWish) Sunday Spring-Cleaning Sketch Dump
Added 2025-04-06 17:45:17 +0000 UTCin which:
1.) we witness a rare metalhead courtship ritual in the wild. Tibbs and Topher are friends with a looot of sexual tension, but can never seem to stop arguing about niche metal bullshit to ever do anything about it
2.) maple winning at being best suburban mom
3.) bob works in construction and is from like, furry long island. The guy’s got a dirty mouth, is what I’m getting at. He gets in a mood sometimes where all he wants to do is pin Toffee down and grind against him while describing how gorgeous Toff is and alllll the filthy stuff he wants to do to him. Toffee isn’t permitted to hide his red face or squirm away, and thus is reduced to a flustered needy mess pretty quickly
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"from furry long island" isn't a sentence I was expecting to read today and I'm fucking delighted
DamnitDinkles
2025-05-15 19:53:27 +0000 UTCI love seeing Maple and explorations on her relationship especially with Honey! Also Honey looks sooo much like Merri with the grouch face lmao
Marcy
2025-04-09 03:12:26 +0000 UTCThanks! Tibbs and Topher end up in the same spaces a lot because Toffee and Perry are best friends. This eventually led to them hanging out on purpose, as they do have a lot of shared interests and aren't so keen to go antique hunting with Toffee and Perry. They're workshopping a 2-man garage band but end up butting heads often over genre, lyrics, and what kinda topping to get on their pizza delivery. Fortunately Tibbs is thus far the only person to have ever discovered a foolproof way to shut Topher up (he bought him a kong puzzle toy and hides peanut butter inside)
Lopoddity
2025-04-09 00:29:47 +0000 UTC"Maple redemption arc" this, "Maple leave your husband" that, we're all ignoring Lop's carefully-planted foreshadowing of her ultimate fate, to die historic on the fury road- For real though, I've been loving these sketch compilations! It's so nice to see these little interactions, I think my favorite in this bunch is Tibbs and Topher at the record store. Do they hang out a lot on purpose, or just happen to come in contact a lot bc they're both into metal/punk music?
Mastodon
2025-04-08 23:05:48 +0000 UTCOk reading the comment about Perry, Topher and Tibbs relationship just make me think. There's something so funny and ironic in the fact that Perry just see Topher as a little pup with a wannabe big bad dog actitud, and Topher is maybe a little intimidated about how sure the cat is in this whole situation. That Perry is like: "Oh yeah you can have fun with my husband no problem" with totally confident cuz it gives me the vibes of "Oh sweetie is cute that you think you have a chance, a REAL chance with my beloved and even have the silly thought of that maybe you could steal him from me even by accident, you aren't that special puppy, all bark not bite. Aren't you just adorable?" Sorry if that sounds mean I'm joking 🤣 Wait, something similar happen one time with Honey too, Ohhh yeah when she discover that his brother and Mal weren't just roommates and she thought Mal was too good for Topher, Honey even dare to "treat" him saying if Topher didn't watch it she maybe steal Mal and then he was like "Sure try lol" and then Honey didn't even dare to try cuz she have zero game, and how offen these two are a menace that love to make people angry 🤣 Oh no... I realize that Honey and Topher have the same chaotic energies and love of being funny assholes, no wonder they crash, similar aptitudes then to burn easily.
MiyaTheGoldenFlower
2025-04-08 01:21:55 +0000 UTCGlad you caught that! ;3 hypocrisyyyy
Lopoddity
2025-04-08 00:46:47 +0000 UTCJust giggled while looking through the Topher tab and saw he has a Hellhound band shirt in a past post
Tibbles Yorkie789
2025-04-08 00:37:32 +0000 UTC
