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Tasmanian Tiddies

Added 2023-04-15 23:09:41 +0000 UTC

“Let me answer that question with another question. Why the fuck do you care”

Jupe is not immune to the power of tiddies.

In the immortal words of Tuca & Bertie, Bruce has “the body of a tenure track professor, but the arms of an adjunct.”While Bruce’s dad Silas verrrrry obviously favored and focused on his eldest son Silver, he wasn’t exactly going to let Bruce off without a taste of Silver’s borderline abusive strength training regimen. Bruce is chonk, but also stronk!

Jupe meanwhile, has historically been attracted to slender and stylish men like himself. However here he’s discovering, much to his own outrage, he might just have a thing for unwashed little manimals. He’ll sulk about this for a few days, before deciding he wants to dance with that little devil in the pale moonlight. >:3

Bruce is pretty apathetic to Jupe at the moment, but he’s fucked pretty much the moment Jupe decides to pay him a genuine compliment or make him a grilled cheese or be nice in his general direction….Bruce is secretly deeeeeeply starved for love (literally any kind of love, his entire family is made of assholes), it turns out

edit: boop I drew it