Mom Bod 4: Ponka Pie
Added 2020-07-17 03:42:22 +0000 UTCy'know, pretty much every time i draw Pinkie chubby, I inevitably get some people commenting "yeah Pinkie eats a lot, but she's also really active! She wouldn't possibly be fat!". And I always have no idea what to say to those people, who perhaps haven't considered that i draw her fat cuz i like it, it's cute and it makes me happy, it's that simple
Anyway, here's momma ponka! Pinkie Pie is the teeniest member of the Mane Six, only barely taller than most children. She's a miniature pony, a rare, fluffy breed of pony rumored to be jam-packed with mysterious magic. Pinkie is round like a bouncy ball and always inexplicably smells like cotton candy. In terms of mom bods, well, having three kids wrecked Pinkie's shit. Carrying a foal to term is a challenge for one with a body so wee, but Pinkie rises to every challenge. Carrying Cupcake was a piece of cake! The twins, not so much. The pregnancy was automatically classified as high-risk, and Pinkie underwent near constant medical supervision. The birth itself was....well, Pinkie doesn't like to think about it. She woke up hours later, high as a kite, aching down below, her shit thoroughly wrecked. But hey, she got two fuzzy babies for the price of one, so the day wasn't all bad!
I imagine Pinkie happily singing (and maybe Dash joining in) a certain post-partum song by Linda Belcher
This is down here but it should be up there
This is kind of loose and I think it might tear
This is lumpy
(And it's dumpy)
This is sagging
(Yeah it's flabby)
When I bend down I pee a little bit
But it's not bad, not bad for having three kids!
Comments
Jesus she's so cute!!!
Heather
2020-07-18 02:08:31 +0000 UTCAll of these moms are just too dang pretty!!
Lory
2020-07-17 11:09:59 +0000 UTCI really wish they’d just come right out and say “I’m bothered when literally any of my horse waifus are drawn overweight” instead of hiding behind flimsy attempts at logic. These are the same people that come at me with “X can’t have dark skin, they spend all day indoors!”. It’s such faulty reasoning, such a cowardly attempt to mask their entitlement. Pinkie can be fat and also active. She’s a cartoon character that regularly defies physics, it’s not game-breaking for her to be chubby.
Lopoddity
2020-07-17 07:21:55 +0000 UTCawww, what a chonk!
Nicholas Richard roach
2020-07-17 05:56:17 +0000 UTCThe Ponka, she is short and sexy, and super sweet. Lovely work!
ElementInfusion
2020-07-17 05:42:35 +0000 UTCHonestly the pee bit hits home hahha. Mum of 2... i can't sneeze 🤧 or laugh too hard haha 😅
Christina 'ShikoTora'
2020-07-17 05:41:39 +0000 UTCHonestly I think smol chubby pinkie pie is super cute
Amaris
2020-07-17 05:39:41 +0000 UTCShe can be active AND chubby! She looks like a lil cutie pie
Calypso
2020-07-17 05:07:04 +0000 UTCAdorable! She looks so soft I bet she gives the softest hugs! Like Apple Jack is the best hugger by far but if you want a soft, gentle hug you go to Pinkie pie and as long as you ask politely she always says yes!
Cam
2020-07-17 03:48:45 +0000 UTCWould hug/10
Beatleboy62
2020-07-17 03:46:36 +0000 UTCWow, so I’m not the only one that gets those comments when I draw Pinkie Pie as chubby. Crazy how in a world of talking ponies (and anthro ones in this case), a chubby woman that’s also very active is where people’s suspension of disbelief breaks. Crazy indeed.
SketchyBug
2020-07-17 03:45:31 +0000 UTC
