Ask-Backy 1144

I wish I could say Zero Deaths, but if you are not a filthy casual, you already know that I had to die once in DS2 to get the "This Is Dark Souls" achievement and to jump off the cliff 15 times in DS3 for "The Usurpation of Fire" achievement. So I can't say that I've beaten it with Zero Deaths.

With all seriousness tho, DS is a fine game that feels really rewarding when you play it, but it's creator is a little bitch who can't write to save his life. Most of the game's lore is fan made theories based around 1 shitty ass phrase that is said through the entire game or written on someone's underwear or, for instance, that old lady farting in that one moment explains how whole DS3 experience is actually set in the past of the actual DS3, but it is also not 100% solid because there is also a theory that it is not just past and future, but also an alternate universe and while time flows in the game it also doesn't. While everyone hoped that DS3 would explain everything as a last game of series - we have just more theories and nothing really specific. Then they made it seem like DLC would shred some light on the lore and stuff. And guess what. It just feels like all the lore that we have in DS series is something that was made up by a person who didn't actually think all through or connected all the dots. He just made stuff up as he made a game and didn't bother to look back and see if actually works. So instead of anything even slightly specific we have a bunch of unrelated things and shit ton of fans to fill out the gaps for Miyadzaki because he isn't good enough to write anything solid. Because that would mean that he should actually make something that can withstand an actual critic. But if you don't have a solid ground to begin with you can't be bothered with fearing that you may fall or fail. And if everything DS related would be explained in one of console exclusive games that would be a huge spit in the face of PC gamers and that would make Miyadzaki even a bigger little bitch.