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[EARLY ACCESS] Bad Hasbara 39: My Brother, My Brother & Lieb, with Aaron Maté

Matt and Daniel welcome Most Moral Brother Aaron Maté from The Grayzone to cover the Ha'aretz Hannibal Directive story, watch Aaron dismantle some hasbara on Piers, and coo over a very cute picture of the young Maté brothers. Plus! Daniel's reeeeeeemix of the Bad Hasbara theme.

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[EARLY ACCESS] Bad Hasbara 39: My Brother, My Brother & Lieb, with Aaron Maté [EARLY ACCESS] Bad Hasbara 39: My Brother, My Brother & Lieb, with Aaron Maté [EARLY ACCESS] Bad Hasbara 39: My Brother, My Brother & Lieb, with Aaron Maté

Comments

You’ve heard of shock and awe; this is schlock and blahhh…

Nick GiRAFfe

For real though, loved the brotherly bond in this one

Kevin

Oh never mind, red sox can get fucked

Kevin

so i guess cheering for the celtics makes me hamas, huh

Kevin

All I can say is: 🔥🔥🔥

Maddie Ryskov

"Which means our genocidal holy war is justified" conjures the image of Netanyahu talking to the US Congress with a sense of "inclusivity"! and since it's "our genocidal war", GIVE US MORE WEAPONS!

Saeed M

Ma schlomech bruh, in case you’re not aware: Hamas invented unwanted nostril hair And every broken heart and failing grade you ever got Was part of their Islamofascist anti-Jewish plot They murdered your goldfish and sexually harassed the cast of Full House while shouting out “Schnell Juden Raus” They killed Prince and gave Gilda Radner cancer Don’t ask who’s the cause of global warming, kid, you know the answer They made your dad cheat on your mom with no compunction Think back, son, they made Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction Cause killing vibes is what they came for Let’s count the things that they’re to blame for. Melanoma them Gorgonzola them Stuck in traffic them Gengis Khan and Hitler them Bill Cosby them Woody Allen them Epstein and Weinstein et cetera… them. Premature ejaculation them, PMS them, Why your grown kids hate you? Take a guess: them. Failing junior chem Pants you have to hem. Anything that you don’t like? Them them them. Ma nishma, dudes, the truth gets even worse. Hamas is the product of an ancient Sumerian curse So have some mercy for our murderific rampage ’48 was 80 ago, please turn the damn page See all we want is peace and love and tie-dying But they want freedom and justice and they say they’ll die trying Like how fucked up is that? What do they think this is, Warsaw? Of course we gotta use force with no remorse, brah See to these Ayrabs the jihad’s like Ahab to the Pequod And they have this odd urge to go and see God Which means our genocidal holy war is justified Preserving ethnocratic rule’s why the six mill must’a died So just abide our psychopathic TikToks We tried locking ‘em up, but they figured out how to pick locks So kick rocks. We’re killing their kids today, fuck tomorra’ Yeah, it’s sad. Now here comes some more bad hasbara! Soggy Corn Flakes them Boston Red Sox them 2Pac and Biggie? Rumor has it it was them Jeffrey Dahmer them Unabomber them Game of Thrones finale, yeah you guessed it, that was them. Rectal prolapse them Narcissism them Gonorrhea diarreaha North Korea them Hacking bloody pleghm Emo Eminem Everything is them Baruch hashem

Daniel Maté

check out the video version

Daniel Maté

Song is 🔥🔥🔥

Jen

This was great but I’m over caffeinated by this double dose of Mate 🧉 🧉

EdLam

You are in luck. Just posted

Bad Hasbara

My brain needs visuals this time. Podcast gold, but with moving pictures, please? 😬

Saeed M

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

vcarly

Post lyrics for the theme song remix omg lmao

vcarly

“Todays a good day to die” showed up at the beginning of flatliners

Ray

i remembered that after we finished recording lol

Daniel Maté

This is probably not the place to say this, but the Paul Larudee crowd is just a bit… weird.

Elsie Hupp

“Good day to die” is Worf from TNG. Maybe you figure that out, I’m still listening

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