Thread to discuss today’s Universal Fantasy podcast
Added 2022-01-06 00:30:24 +0000 UTCAnything you’d like to share? Do you have squirrels on your attic? Do you know what bearded dragon poop smells like?
Feel free to share a time you wanted Fairy Godmother to bibbidi bobbidi boo you the fuck out of there. 😂😂
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OMG one time I had my daughter in the seat of the shopping cart at Target. She was maybe 4 or 5? And she said, "I don't feel well" and proceeded to throw up and all I could think to do at that moment was hold my hands out so she threw up in my hands. I had to push the cart with my elbows to the tech section of Target where the employee was like a 19 year old man-boy who stared at me in horror and threw me a roll of paper towels and a disinfectant spray and ran away lmaoooooo oh man. Memories. -Megan
Megan Erickson
2022-01-12 14:02:15 +0000 UTCAs a mum of young kids, so many moments, when they have D&V and you're just mopping up that stuff left right and centre, or when they're really tiny - my son peed in my face, what an aim! and my daughter pooed in my hands, she randomly loved doing poos exactly at the moment she was getting changed GAHHHHH. Which is why I really liked the motherhood moments they showed in Go Back Couple, cos I was HARD RELATE and thank you for showing this more real side of motherhood.
Sarah @afternoonaasks
2022-01-12 11:02:54 +0000 UTCWho would be the ML in this story, arriving to either save the day or create further slapstick mayhem?
LauraPat H
2022-01-08 05:54:11 +0000 UTCHOLY SHIT. That is a story that I am slow blinking at....this feels like it should be in a book!!!
Megan Erickson
2022-01-08 03:27:50 +0000 UTCMY TIME! dude I get it on a deep level xxxxx and I'm glad you aren't having a boob vomit day lol
Megan Erickson
2022-01-08 03:27:10 +0000 UTCIn my 20s I lived alone in a little old house that had a really cool claw foot bathtub. I'm not one for baths, usually. More a shower gal. But one day I decided to give myself a spa night. I made a nice bubble bath, got all my girly bath stuff, poured myself a drink, and dragged the TV (the big boxy kind) to the doorway my so I could watch Dr 90210. I got comfy in my hot bath and started relaxing, reached for my drink...and one of the legs broke off the tub. The tub went sideways, pulled the drain pipe out, knocked my makeshift table with my drink over. Glass broke, water everywhere and heading across the tile floor to my TV, which is still plugged in but kinda janky so possibly will electrocute me. I jumped out of the tub, stepped on broken glass, grabbed towels, meanwhile now my 2 cats are freaking out because I'm shrieking. And bleeding. And still soapy. And there's a flood. That was my last attempt at relaxing in a bath. Calgon take me away.
Elizabeth
2022-01-08 03:08:45 +0000 UTCI was delighted to have a new episode of the podcast to listen to while shoveling the driveway this afternoon, but I kept having to pause it because my kids were bickering over which shovel they got to use. Not on the level of boob vomit, but I did consider yelling "This is my time!"
Lauren Cohen
2022-01-07 22:48:21 +0000 UTC
