Review for May 2019
Added 2019-05-25 23:04:06 +0000 UTC
Comments
45:50 Of course the only Ewok to die is the black one. That teenage kid too man... he looks like the product of fetal alcohol syndrome. It's like Lucas owed this kid's parents a favor too because he really can't act worth shit.
Jonathan
2019-06-02 01:46:27 +0000 UTC22:35 These must be Ground Ewoks. What happened to the tree villages? I remember seeing this in sections on TV around every Christmas in the early 90's. Even back then as a little kid I found it eerie and weird. I recognized it as Star-Wars-something but I didn't know what I was watching. lol I remember even back then my cousin and I just left the TV after 10 minutes. It was like watching colors jump around on a screen it's like who cares... How bad did those little bear suits smell inside... they must've smelled like sweaty dwarf ass.
Jonathan
2019-06-02 00:37:07 +0000 UTCAdventures on Planet Pedobear. Still better then anything released after the 80's with Star Wars on it. Not only is the acting bad but the Narrator is just walking it. lol Sounds like the laziest read ever. Was that a giant troll with a wood-chopping ax in the beginning? lol Just too much...
Jonathan
2019-06-02 00:30:57 +0000 UTCOh, god, I thought Ben said at the beginning that The Last Jedi isn't a bad movie at all.
therobotchicken
2019-06-01 02:31:22 +0000 UTC
