Steve Notes AEW ROAD RGER

Cody vs. QT

Why did QT try a moonsault when Cody was standing three feet to the side

Homelander gives QT three crossrhodes and hits all four corners

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Spears Promo

Sammy, you think you’re one step ahead but you’re two steps behind.

Sammy attacks him. He says bitch.

Kenny Omega comes out for interview, Callus gets on the mic, crowd gives him the you got fired chants, he says omega defeated moxley, fenix, jungle boy, we’ve won so many titles we had to get an entourage to transport the belts, I was away last week and realized we have a big problem, we’ve beat everybody. Crowd starts chanting COWBOY SHIT! Callus says with FftF coming up, you’ve pinned everyone. Crowd chants WE WANT HANGMAN! Dark order music hits. Uno says I’ve spent the last few minutes listening to you and your weird uncle speak, and i have to ask why are you ignoring this crowd? Why are you ignoring the number one ranked wrestler in AEW? Why are you afraid of my friend? Omega says you seem like a smart guy, what happens to be the capital of thailand? Then he kicks him in the nuts, and says ITS BANGKOK BABY! Gallows and Anderson and Omega are about lay Uno out with the title, Hangman shows up, beats up GA, then loads up a bucskhot, steps in the ring, they jaw at each other.

JR talks with Darby and Ego

He says my first year in wrestling was his 12th. He hates that. He has a wife and kids, I dropped everything, it kills you that I got here before you did. Ego says I plucked you from obscurity, I brought you in and up. Those checks you cash, are what happens when you have matches with a guy who’s been in 12 years. He paints his face to hide the shame that he needed me to get him here.

Inner Circle vs. Pinnacle Six-Man

FTR hit Big Rig on Hager for 3

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Jericho vs. MJF face off

Some jaborni fan hops into the ring before it starts, I need fan cam!

Britt Baker Interview

Gonna look at Larson's notes for this cuz it's a lot of talking. But basically Jericho has to fight like four people back to back and then he gets MJF, plus there was stuff about Greek mythology and Jericho banging MJF's mom. 

Britt Baker interview: Look what happens when Vicki gets in the ring, people get hurt, even though when I tag in the ratings went up to a million- so she got you Andrade, and look what happens, I get powerbombed through a table and Reba’s knee explodes, so enjoy your blood money, maybe next week Dynamite can come to you from Saudi Arabia- she calls Dallas the Big D, but by the time she’s done it’ll be the big DMD!

Andrade vs. Matt Something

Andrade wins with hammerlock ddt aka el idolo

**3/4

Cage vs Hardy Fyter Fest Night 1 announced

Arn Anderson promo

He says LETS JUST GET TO IT, the lights go down

OH SHIT ITS MALAKAI BLACK!!!! BLACK MASSS!!!!! For some reason Excalibur brings up fighting him 15 years ago.

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Earlier tonight, Starks showed up with security, says he can’t trust Cage not to put hands on him, Taz says HEY what aer you doing right now? This embarrassing!! Starks says CAGE IS EMBARASSING! He doesn’t know the meaning of teammates, he says after he wins the FTW championship, he’s gonna party like an FTW champ, he’s talking to brian cage’s wife, which brings out cage, who beats up security

Bunny/Blade vs. OC/Stalander

OC starts out kicking Bunny, who gets tired and lets Blade come in

Finish sees Stat give Blade a 450, Bunny pulls OC off the pin, Blade nails OC with brass knucks, ref won’t count the pin tho cuz he’s not legal, stat pushes bunny into blade, who falls out the ring, she hits big bang theory for the win

**½

Jungle Boy gets a tiny trophy for getting to 50 wins

Dan Lambert, Amanda Nunes and Jorge Masdaval, says Tony asked if they’d make an appearance, but Lambert is HOT about being asked to do an interview? He gets in the ring, says he has better things to do- he was skeptical to come here cuz AEW SUCKS. I said if I want to enjoy pro wrestling, I have to put in some 70’s80’s championship wrestling from florida. He’d watch funk, brisco, rhodes, he’d get to windham and rude, but then he’d turn it off cuz wrestling has gone downhill since the 90’s, tony says you’re wrong, we’re doing it the right way, we have a locker room representing all genres and vets, the future, etc. And then he said best of all its our fanbase, its a family of hardcores, you gotta come by and hear our fans chant AEW. The crowd does chant, he says maybe I was wrong- ALWAYS TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS, Lance archer shows up, decks him, then Lance Archer blackouts Dan Lambert

Allin/Page Coffin Match

Hardy vs Cage

Starks vs. Cage

Ford vs. Yuka

Hangman talks

Karl Anderson vs. Mox US Title

Aww the Bucks lost their moustaches

Bucks vs. Penta/Kingston

Aw, naka gets stereo superkicked

Kingston gets beat up pretty good here,

NICK 450’s THE REF WHILE EDDIE IS TAPPING OUT MATT, Nick pokes Eddie’s eyes to break the pin

GB come down, attack Penta/King

Penta Topes the GB, Eddie and him back in, Penta tries package, Matt gets out, spears Eddie, tries to get Cutler to cold spray Penta, KAZ takes Cutler through a table, Penta/King hit their finish, no ref, ref comes in, Nick breaks it up, GB take out Kaz, Eddie gets out tacks, Matt throws them at Eddie as he tries to get Nick up, Penta hits Matt with garbage can, Nick and Penta go up, Nick ranas Penta onto the tacks, Eddie breaks the pin

Stereo superkicks for King, King gets the tacks in the mouth, superkick for 3

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