Steve Notes Wrestlemania Night 2

Steve Notes Wrestlemania Night 2

Hogan and Titus come out as pirates, the intro the show

Randy Orton vs. The Fiend

ORTON IN WHITE GEAR

The Fiend goes through RAWGATE, repairs himself, alexa comes out, there’s a huge jack in the box, she cranks it, he rises for his entrance, jumps off the box clothesline, breaks Orton’s neck, shouts out BRODIE LEE, Fiend looks for punt, Orton gets out of the ring, they bnrawl

Alexa shows up at the top of the ramp, bray locks in sister abigail, then he sees Alexa on the jack in the box, she’s in like, black leather vest and she’s leaking oil? Orton hits RKO for the 3-count, the lights go down, they come back up, everyone is gone.

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Backstage, Hogan, titus and Bischoff are talking, BAYLEY rolls in, she says I’m a fan of your podcast, but if you want to be on a real show, ding dong hello, Bischoff puts over the Banks/Belair match, Bayley says they’re not ME, on both nights of Mania, have their own show, they all ditch her

Tamina/Natalya vs. Nia/Shayna

Power vs. power starts off with Tamina and Nia going at it, til Natalya tags in

Nia hits a double funsplash from the second rope

NIA lays out Tamina, says YOU AIN”T SHIT I’M KING KONG BITCH Tamina BODY SLAMS her, gets 2

Tamina MISSES Splash!

Natalya puts the sharpshooter on Nia, BUT Shayna was tagged in, Shayna comes in and puts the Clutch on and Natalya passes out

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Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn

BRAINBUSTER on the apron

KO hits frog splash

Neckbreaker on the knee for KO

Sami goes for HK, misses, Blue Thunder Bomb

Sami backs KO in the corner, massive number of strikes

Sami KILLS Ko with a Helluva Kick after KO gets him with corner clotheslines

KO responds with superkicks

KO hits stunner for 3

***½

Sami yells at Logan, who shoves him, Logan holds up KO’s hand, who then stuns Logan, it was great

Riddle has evil Kenieval gear on backstage, sees Khali, congrats him on the HoF- pitches him on opening a giant store- RVD comes in, translates, for Khali, offers up his rolling papers as an example of creative branding

Riddle vs. Sheamus

Again, physical stuff

Spanish fly from the top

Riddle hits BROHAMMER

Riddle comes over the top rope, eats a HUGE knee, drops a alabama slam for 2

Riddle hits german on the apron

Riddle hits floating bro for 2

Sheamus tries top rope whtie noise, slips, hits a normal one, goes back up, hits flying knee

Riddle hits Brogue Kick off the moonsault for 3

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Triple H gives Bad Bunny the mic for his new tour

Apollo Crews vs. Big E

So it’s kendo sticks

Big plants Apollo on steel steps with urunagi onto steps

Apollo goes through the table trying to splash Big E, Big E gets his finish, DABA KATO SHOWS UP, KILLS BIG E and drags Apollo ON TOP of BIG E!

**3/4

Asuka vs. Rhea Ripley

Rhea does a lot of shit talking, til she gets caught with a knee bar, she’s able to get out and hit a german suplex

Asuka hits kicks to the head and a hip attack for 2

Rhea drops Asuka’s face on the apron

Rhea DDTs Reha off the apron, Rhea beats the count at 7

Rhea gets off Riptide kinda out of nowhere for the win

***

Bayley interrupts Hogan and Titus, shes annoyed cuz they thanked the world, and not her

She says WHERES MY PYRO?

She gets PYRO

She says she’s been dealing with these legends and michael cole walking all over her- then she’s interrupted by the Bellas

Bayley says I don’t know what you heard, but Cena isn’t here tonight, she gets slapped, the Bellas beat her up

Roman vs. Bryan vs. Edge

Roman starts throwing people around

Jey gets involved, Edge gives him a DDT onto the steel steps, takes him out of the match

DB suicide dive, Roman catches, german, Edge hits Roman with baseball slide

Roman goes for spear, Edge hits DDT, Roman comes back with SP

Roman and Edge hit the double spear

Bryan hits headbutt onto Roman, gets 2, gives Roman and Edge yes Kicks

Bryan hits running knee on Edge, head kick on Roman

Bryan gets YES LOCK on Roman, Edge breaks it up

Roman shoves the steel steps next to commentary

Roman POWER BOMBS DB through the table, Bryan is OUT

Edge spears Roman off the steps outta nowhere

Edge gets the crossface in on Roman, uses PIECE OF CHAIR, Roman is about to tap, Bryan holds the hand, they put him 4:56:55 in a double submission, head butt each other

DB YA GOTTA BAD NECK? Stomps Edge’s neck

Edge hits SPEAR on DB as he loads up KNEE, then SPEAR ON ROMAN, goes for pin, DB pulls the ref off

Edge goes ballistic, takes a chair to Bryan, goes off on roman and bryan with chair

He sets up conchairto on both men

HITS CONCHAIRTO ON BRYAN,JEY PREVENTS roman’s conchairto, Edge takes him out, lays into Jey, Roman hits spear, sets up Conchairto on Edge, HITS it, STACKS THEM AND PINS THEM BOTH!!

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