Steve Notes AEW 4/7/21

Steve Notes AEW 4/7/21

Hangman Page vs. Max Caster

Hangman wins with Buckshot Lariat, after Caster and Bowens try to use the boom box on him

**

Death Triangle interview

Tony says they get their shot at the tag champions, Best Friends interrupt, OC says its nice to see them in the ring together again, he rolls footage of shit that happened like over a year ago- Chuck says we remember

PAC says clearly, you see the writing on the wall, you want a shot at the next AEW tag champs, PAC says you are far from worthy, get off our stage. Trent says we gotta work our way back up, you could calm down, triangle, cuz we’re only out here to give you a head’s up, the boys are back in town

Inner Circle Return

We were given the beatdown of a lifetime by the pineapple, but it gave us a wakeup call, we insulted a lot of people, we were heels, but we’re sorry. Those decisions were caused by MJF, my jerkoff friend. He says he outsmarted us, and he’s kind of right, I wasn’t smart in high school chemistry. But I am smart in WRESTLING, it wasn’t to take him under my wing, it was to keep him under my thumb, and I knew how much life he had, and I wanted to squeeze it all out for the IC. But he was one step ahead of us, he was smarter, except for applying spray tan. He was more orange than OC and had more swirls than that toilet I flushed him down. His problem is, he’s 25 and he wants it NOW, he wants to be the GOAT NOW. You need to take baby steps. You believe your own hype, you listen to the fans online, you probably went to the back to listen to what the fans thought of you. That’s called being a mark. You’ll never ever be better than chris jericho and you know it. Look at the men you’ve surrounded yourself with. Tully is nothing but a third string horsemen, somewhere between ole anderson and paul roma. FTR is like the jonas bros of aew, I know they’re good I know they make money but I don’t know their names. There’s Spears, he has a great upside, I’ve never seen it, all I’ve seen is his phone number when he got fired from the fed ten years ago and asked for advice. Aligning yourself with MJF is as good a decision as rocking a blonde mohawk in 2021. And Wardlow, he’s so stupid he has to strip naked to count to 21. Compare that to the new inner circle, we’re gonna dominate AEW. We’re gonna form a human centipede out of the Pinnacle, you want violence? BLOOD AND GUTS MATCH! God help you, the worst is yet to come!

Christian interview: When you step in the ring with me, you have to level up-- Taz interrupts. He offers Christian to be part of Team Mess. He says sleep on it.

GODZILLA VS KONG MATCH

Bear Country vs. Jurassic Express

Luchasaurus pins Bronson with a chokeslam and a standing moonsault

**

Nightmare Factory School Pitch

QT says all I’ve done is the work- look at your credentials, after you were playing second fiddle to Ted Jr, you had to hide behind facepaint, because even being Dusty’s kid couldn’t cut it for you. So you went to the indies, surrounded yourself with vanilla midgets so you could feel like the star you never were. Unlike you, Bargain brand Sting, I’ve never been afraid of others’ success. I’ve surrounded myself with MEN. Solow will never be known as someone’s boyfriend. Camerato, not to ever be called a body guy. Ogogo talks, he says I’m already household in the UK. All you yanks gonna learn soon enough, the hard way. QT: Cody, this is my fucking factory.

Oh wow another Sting interview

Jake interrupts, asks where his gerbil friend is. They say it’s sanity where you keep doing the same hthing over and over-- Archer says I must be one sick SOB, I’m sick of the agenda in AEW, bring me in, at the top, I go away, i work main event and I go away, the world is gonna pay attention to the MHM, it’s my time, STING, this should be me and Tony, STING, this is my time, STING, Sting rips the mic away. Sting says I agree, you’re a main event guy, JAKE, TELL HIM HOW TO DO IT. Sting says I think you got it, Jake needs to help you channel it, and you’ll be in the title scene, you got it in you, GO DO IT. Meanwhile, Ethan Page and Sky are up in the rafters making weird faces.

Team Mess. Starks wants to hear from Cage. Taz says stop instigating. Taz says we have an offer out to Christian, we have to be smart. This is hilariously bad. But emphasis on hilarious.

Darby Allin vs. JD Drake

Despite tons of attempted interference and a Vader Bomb from JD, Darby wins with an Avalanche Code Red and Coffin Drop

***

Afterwards,Hardy Family Industries attacks Darby, Bunny wants to put him through the table, Dark Order runs off HFI, leaving Tay Conti to attack Bunny

Jericho Interview

He gets attacked by Pinochle

They drag them to the ring and drop him with a spike piledriver, then we see the IC trying to break through a bolted door, while in the ring, Wardlow gets him in a powerbomb, but tyson interrupts, this is such a mess, Tyson beats up Spears, the rest of the IC come down finally

Britt Baker interview, says Khan should give her a match for the title, she says the ranking system is bullshit, it should be based off star power, merch sales and rating demo performance. But since the system is broken, you can see me on Dynamite, Dark and Elevation getting my wins up to climb the rankings.

Bunny vs. Tay Conti

Bunny has control much of this match, Hardy gets on the apron, Bunny rushes Tay, she sidesteps, hits Tay-KO, gets 2, Bunny whips Tay’s chin off the top rope, punches Shida, gets the kendo stick, whacks Tay, ref is distracted though, so Tay is able to come to and get off a DDTay for the win

**½

Red Velvet responds to Jade promo

You better be that bitch that gets the job done

Young Bucks/Mox vs. Kenny/GB

Matt doesn’t want to fight Kenny. Comes to a head when Matt won’t superkick Kenny, Kenny slaps him til Matt takes him down, it breaks down, Kenny hits Matt with a dragon suplex, another one, finally Matt hits a piledriver, gets 2, then after they all fight a bunch, the bucks can’t bring themselves to do a BTE trigger. This is kinda dumb. Why can’t they just do it. Mox is incensed, he comes in, Paradigm Shift, another, sleeper, Nick and Matt superkick him, Kingston limps out, Good Brothers attack him. Matt’s tanner is leaking all over his face. Magic Killer and they drape Kenny over Mox.

*

After the match, Good brothers pick up Mox, tell the Bucks to superkick him, they do it. They all hug.