Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 3/31/21

Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 3/31/21

Christian vs. Kazarian

Bit of a slog, Christian looked blown up from the bell, but he looks great

Kaz counters a killswitch attempt, gets C in a choke on the mat, C gets to the ropes

Kaz hits big springboard leg drop to take control

They go up top, Kaz hits flux capacitor, gets 2

Cage gets control, gets 2 with a frog splash

Cage tries for KS, Kaz gets out, Cage sends him into the post, htis KS for 3

**½

Darby Allin/Sting

Darby talks about Matt being broken down and overcompensating with throwing money at people, and the influence and the respect he used to gain from being in the ring he can now only buy. Darby says Matt’s money doesn’t mean shit to him.

Jade Cargill video

When I showed up, I looked and walked like money, and when TK booked me, I made money

Red Velvet, talk all that SHIT, you cannot be me, I am that woman, I am that BITCH.

YES!!!!!!!!!
QT Marshall vs. Cody

Hahahahah QT has no entrance

They start with tons of technical wrestling stuff, very exhibition like

Cody demonstrates that he COULD step on QT’s face, but he doesn’t

Things get chippy quick, QT pushes Cody, Cody slaps him back

QT targets Cody’s shoulder

Cody gets Cross Roads ready, lets it go

QT Slaps him, gets tossed out, Cody opens the ropes for him, QT PUNCHES ARN!!! He walks away and HIS STUDENTS TURN ON THE NIGHTMARE FAMILY!
Aaron Solow, Nick Camarato, Anthony Ogogo take out Dustin, then grab Cody, put his head on the steps, about to crush his head with the chair, Velvet comes out, stops him

Ethan Page and Scorpio Sky have like a duel promo where they talk about AEW not giving them their proper respect, and starting monday they’re gonna take what they want. So they have a match on Elevation against Sydals.

Red Velvet Interview backstage, interrupted by Jade beating her damn ass

Mox Promo: THe sound of Eddie’s ankle snapping haunts him, it pisses him off, owing the BUcks pisses him off, he has a headache, everything right now pisses him off. He woke up with no juice today man. HE says Bononi looks great, says AEW could have something with him, but he might kill him on Dynamite tonight.

Mox vs. Bononi

Bononi actually has a fair amount of control here

Mox eventually gets control, hits a superplex, Nemeth and Drake distract, Nemeth eats PS, Bononi takes advantage, but Mox gets a sleeper on, goes to sleep, ref stops match

**½

Team Taz in a lounge, Taz starts talking about conspiracy theories, Starks cuts him off, he calls out Cage, Cage says he shoulda tagged him in sooner on Dark in their tag match, Taz claims as is well

MJF got his IC dressing room an interior decorator, but he opens the door and it’s the IC, he closes the door and he says they have to go, opens the other and it’s Jake, who punches him, the IC attack, Hager puts Wardlow through a massage table, oh shit, Santana splits open Dax, Jericho and MJF go at it, Jericho puts MJF’s head in a toilet, then into the pepsi fridge, then Jericho pours bubbly on him, says this is our dressing room, bitch. They get rid of MJF.

BUcks interview, interrupted by Callis- he shoos away Nick and Marvez, he tells Matt that he CHOSE not to help Kenny, his best friend, he broke Kenny’s heart, what is wrong with you? Matt says nothing. Callus slaps him, Matt grabs him, he lets him go. Says, Matt you are pathetic.

Laredo Kid/Lucha Bros vs. Kenny/GB

Penta and Laredo Kid have promos first, Penta says they got lucky before, but they’re coming for all the titles

Kenny gets destroyed with superkicks

Wild fun, gotta see it to believe it, GB/Kenny get the win when Kenny hits OWA On Laredo Kid

***¾

After the match, Mox comes out, the Bucks back his play

Britt Baker interview, but Reba conducts it, she basically just hypes Elevation

Tay Conti and Shida vs. Nyla Rose/Allie

Matt Hardy video promo: He’s gonna make Dark Order pay for the money he lost, but tomorrow he gets 100% of his earnings and he’s gonna party after Tay pays for

Fun stuff, Shida tries for a funsplash from the top onto Hardy Bunch, they catch her, but Tay comes off the top to take them out, goes back in, Vicki distracts the ref, so Bunny can get a kendo shot in, then hits her finish for the win

***

Jurassic Express promo- JB challenges Bear Country to a match, then Marko reveals his Kong tattoo, makes Luchasaurus mad

Arcade Anarchy

OC and Chuck bury Miro in a ton of shit, get 2 before Kip makes the save, takes out Chuck and OC

Chuck brings a teddy bear and Kip in the ring, he pours out LEGOS from the back of the bear

Kip hits sitdown power bomb on Chuck on the legos

OC comes in, hits DDT and Beach Break for 2

Orange Punch gets 2 and Ford pulls Aubrey off

OC comes over Ford kicks him in the nuts, she takes her belt, Statlander comes back in the UFO catcher, takes Ford, drives her through the table hockey table

Meanwhile, Miro is back, he throws OC

OC and Chuck go up the car ramp, Sue brings Trent to the arena, he picks them up, he attacks Miro, MIro kinda no sells it all, goes up the ramp to Sue’s van, Trent makes the save

Trent spears Miro through the table, Chuck hits running power slam onto Kip through the table and the stage for 3

***½

Statlander joins the group for a hug, they give Sue the thumbs up