Steve Notes Fastlane 2021

Steve Notes Fastlane 2021 

Ali vs. Riddle in the kickoff

Ali hits a backbreaker for 2

Riddle catches Ali mid-air for to get his back

Riddle wins with 2nd rope Bro Derek

***

After the match, Ali yells at everyone, this time tho, retribution breaks up

Sasha Banks/Bianca Belair vs. Nia Jax & Shayna Baszler

Bianca isolated to start, gets the tag into Sasha like 6 minutes in

Bianca gets a pin attempt, Reginald distracts, Bianca knocks him off, Sasha and Bianca recover, lay out Shayna with an assisted knee, Sasha locks in BS, Bianca gets pushed into Sasha to break it, Bianca/Sasha argue, Shayna rolls up Sasha for 3

**½

After the match, Sasha slaps the shit out of Bianca

Shane update: Elias walks up to him, he pitches Shane on a musical performance for wrestlemania, Shane says no wis not the time. Shane says he has an idea.

Apollo Crews vs. Big E

Big E starts by spearing Apollo off the apron

Big E doles out two apron splashes

Apollo gets a frog splash for 2

Weird pinning combo thing for the finish, but Apollo wrecks Big E afterwards with angle slams

*¾

Elias is out for a performance with Shane, Shane tells Elias he’s taking his place tonight.

Riddle on his scooter runs into Shunsuke, talks endlessly about his scooter

Seth vs. Shunsuke

Seth wins via stomp

***

Sheamus vs. Drew McIntyre

Drew has Braveheart makeup on

They bring out kendo sticks, Drew murders Sheamus with them, TAKES AN EYE WITH ONE

They go up into thunderdome, Drew throws Sheamus through some LEDs, screams like a klingon died, sparks go flying

Drew carries Sheamus back to the ringside area, Sheamus hits BK on Drew over the barricade

Sheamus hits White Noise on Drew through the commentary table

Futureshock on table chunk, CLaymore puts away Sheamus

****

Alexa vs. Randy

Prematch, randy coughs up crude oil

Alexa throws fire at Randy, then has a lighting rig fall on him, he runs at her and posts himself

The burnt fiend rises from the mat and sister abigails Randy to get 3 for Alexa

**

Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan

Good match, ref takes a NASTY knee from bryan on accident, Edge stares at the ref while Roman hits a spear, Edge takes awhile to get in and count, bryan kicks out. Roman gives Edge shit, Roman lays into Bryan on the ground, gets trapped in an arm triangle, then Bryan gets him in a crossface

Jey Uso comes in, superkicks Edge and Bryan, then posts Edge in the corner, bryan takes out Jey with a flying knee, then with a chair, he loads up on Roman, nails Edge, Bryan gets Roman in a crossface again, Roman TAPS AS HE FADES, Edge nails bryan AND Roman, leaves

Danillo the ref comes out, Roman covers Bryan, wins

****