Steve Notes: AEW St. Patrick Day Slam

Penta vs. Cody

Penta promo: He’s gonna break your arm and you’ll have to take an early paternity leave. You’re welcome, Papi.

Penta kicks out of Cross Roads

Cody goes for VERTEBREAKER, Penta kicks out at 2

Cody slams Penta’s knee into the ringpost, gets him in the F4, Penta gets out, snaps Cody’s arm, Cody kinda no sells it, rolls up Penta for 3 lol

**

Penta attacks after the match, nightmare fam runs him off

Haha Penta goes to the crowd puts on a st patty hat

COnfused QT comes out, just meanders by Penta

Marvez interviews Bucks

Matt: you beat us in singles competition, but these are tag titles, Callus comes in, says he was worried about their dad, he brought a leg slap shirt. He cops to faking the kick to the eye, he wanted them to kick him to see the passion, he says there’s nothing Elite about AEW. I did change Kenny, he’s a God of Pro Wrestling. He’s up here and you’re in the basement. He doesn’t recognize you cuz you’re not elite anymore. You look in the mirror, do you see the same nick and matt that I saw in new japan?

“Don Callis living up to his reputation as a piece of garbage”

Dani Jordan vs. Jade Cargill

Dani gets like one judas effect off, but eats a boot, german suplex, and glam slam (Jaded?) for 3

*1/2

MJF’s group

Tully promo:

One week ago, we stood in here with the inner circle, and you saw Santana and Ortiz handcuffed, Hager, two champagne bottles, Sammy wearing a chair, and the great Jericho, laid out, that makes this group the best group- that puts us at the pinnacle of this sport. I started my career with the greatest group and I’m gonna end my career with the greatest group.

MJF: I guess I am Judas now, huh?

It wasn’t easy being in your shadow, I had to fall further back from your hairline whenever you talked, I had to pretend to like you and your dummy bullshit, you thought I was under your wing but I was plucking you feather by feather. And then I convinced you and everyone else that I wanted to take over the inner circle. That was just a rouse. THe goal was to defeat you from the inside. And on it’s remains I wanted to build one even bigger. Tully called us the Pinnacle. Then he describes each member. Wardlow, best big man in pro wresting. Shawn Spears, a man held down for too long. FTR the only grand slam world tag champs in history. The man who’s only been on TV for a year and is already the most talked about man in pro wrestling. The guy only at 24 years of age, I’m good now, I’m only gonna get better with age. When all is said and done, Jericho won’t be the GOAT, I will be. First, tho, we’re gonna take your locker room.

Matt Hardy’s crew vs. Jurassic Express + Bear Country

Luchasaurus goes off

Marko gets greedy and tags in towards the end, PP hit G&J on him, Matt tags in for the pin

Bear COuntry not happy with JE after the match

**

MOx/Kingston

MOx is in a bad moon, he got handcuffed, beat down, he should be on a beach in a hot tub, but instead he’s going to war, sometimes you gotta step bacl and fix the real problem- the good brothers. Everyone loves the good brothers, I don’t like them, not cuz I wasted my money on talknshopamania, I don’t like them cuz they’re cheap shot artists, they’re everywhere, gallows and his weird googly eyes, he looks like a child’s art project. Chad 2 Badd. Kingston said I seen the too sweet years ago on tnt. We can joke around, but this isn’t tokyo, this isn’t the impact zone, he quotes 50 cent and 2Pac. Cowards die a thousand deaths, men like us, soldiers, we die once.

Christian Interview: Why is he with AEW? There’s a name for a guy in the business- a workhorse, if you’ve ever been in a locker room, I’m not A workhorse, I’m THE workhorse. MOx said i’m good. I make wrestlers better. I might have ruffled some feathers- the vet coming to take their spot, there’s only one spot that I want- champion. Kenny, as champ, you’re on borrowed time. I need some wins, I need to prove myself, but we’ll see each other down the road. I’m in AEW to put in effect three words: Out work everyone.

MOx/Kingston vs. Good Bros.

They brawl before the bell rings

The GB hit magic killer on the outside, they roll Eddie in, the bell rings, KA works on EK

Kingston gets worked, Mox gets the tag, goes off, but GB come back, look for Magic Killer, Kingston breaks it up, takes out Anderson, Mox rolls up Gallows for 3 ,they win, but GB attack afterwards, hold MOx while Kenny comes down, Kenny sets up a chair, sits down, Kingston pushes him off. GB hit MK on EK, they put a chair on Eddie’s leg and stomp it from the top

They put a chair on Mox’s throat, the Bucks come down and stop it. GB and Kenny want a too sweet, they say NOPE and leave the ring, start jawing, til Mox gets back up with the chair and runs them off.

Another Sting interview and his buddy Darby Allin

Darby: I won this TNT title in November, and I’ve defended it three times. And now that everything is done with Taz, I wanna be a defending champion week in and week out. And I wanna pay tribute to the greatest TNT champion- DARK ORDER IF YOU WANT THIS BACK, STEP UP! Hahah Lance Archer interrupts again. He’s a bad guy again. It should be my time all the time. Darby, you’re the tnt champion? The net might think you’re great, but you’re the biggest INDY-RIFFIC JOKE I’ve ever seen. I’ll put you in a coffin. Jake says go put your bun on, weenie boy, you look cold. Darby looks like he wants to laugh. Jake turns to Sting, says the winds of change are coming. UGH Team Taz comes out. Cage takes the mic from Taz, says you don’t talk for me tonight. Sting, you show up and stick your nose in our business, and all the back and forth, and the street fight. I RESPECT YOU. MOre importantly, I wanted to look at you in the eye, RIcky Starks is wrong, with our without your bat, YOU ARE THE ICON. Team Taz gets pissed at him.

Scorpio Sky heel promo: Tired of acting like I’m not one of the best in the world.

Fenix vs. Angelico

Fenix wins with a sit down driver

Fun shit

***

MIro interview: Chuck and OC challenge Miro and Kip to a tag match, do they accept? Kip interrupts, Miro tells Kip, the worst thing for your career is having your wife at ringside, and when the bell rings, I don’t care about you, your wife, I care about my destiny, I want to be world champion. Kip says I want that for you.

Dark Order Interview

Negative One says It’s gonna be ME! Uno says maybe in a decade you’re only 9. THey all raise their hands to accept, and Silver says what about John? MEAT MEAT!

Britt Baker vs. THunder Rosa

TO start, Reba hits TR with the crutch, Britt hits air raid crash on the stage, britt grabs a chair, aims for the head, TR chucks the chair at her head, takes it to her

Britt stomps her, opens her forehead up, throws chairs into the ring

In PIP, Britt continues to dominate

After the break, Rebel introduces a ladder, Rosa bulldogs Britt into it, dropkicks the ladder into britt’s face, Britt gets opened up NASTY, TR BITES the wound

Britt hits flatliner on the ladder, TR hits thunder driver from top onto ladder, Britt kicks out, Britt hits Stomp onto the chair, TR kicks out, Britt gets the glove and Reba gives her a sack of TACKS, like a ton of them, Reba tries for a crutch shot, TR evades, kicks Reba off the apron through the table, TR HITS POWER BOMB ON TACKS, BRITT KICKS OUT

Oh wow that’s a LOT of thumbtacks

Britt gets lockjaw in, but TR rolls her back into the tacks to get out

B hits superkick, THUNDER DRIVER through the table for TR, gets 3 and the win

****1/2