Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 12/16/20

Dark Order/Hangman vs. Hardy/Private Party

Private Party hit Gin & Juice on Reynolds after Hangman was kicked to the outside, but Matt tags himself in to get the pin for himself.

Inner Circle interview- Dinner Debonair won best performance of 2020 by New York Times, Jericho starts to talk but MJF takes over and steals the shine from Y2J, who is visibly irritated.

Cody vs. Angelico

Angelico playing the arrogant fool, lots of wrestling submission stuffs

Cody had a Cross Rhodes, countered by Angelico, Cody hits Cody Cutter on Angelico for 3

Also they mentioned Cody is gonna be a father like 8 times

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Team Taz interrupts Cody’s music after the win, says congrats on the match and being a daddy

Starks says where was my congrats when we beat you and turtle boy up there? Taz threatens to come down, til STINGER and his bat comes out. Sting walks back TT, winks at Cody, looks up at Darby, walk away.

Eddie Kingston

Calls out his enemies- God, PAC, Lance Archer, who then comes out and attacks Eddie

Butcher and Blade make the save, Fenix and Penta make the save, then PAC makes the save.

Fenix hits a tornillo on BB

Archer gets his hand on Eddie’s neck, PAC comes in and kicks his head off, so Archer and PAC stare down. Then they turn their attention to their common enemy walking away, Eddie and the fam. Buncha psychopaths.

Dustin: Seven was a bad idea years ago and last week- Uno you said I was the third most important member of the Rhodes fam- one by one you will all fall. You and me, Holiday bash, Im fixin to kick your ass.

12-man tag match: Inner Circle vs. the rest of the AEW face locker room

MJF gets the pin off a Hager finisher to Griff Garrison

After the match, Top Flight take out Jericho and MJF

Thunder Rosa promo talks shit about Britt Baker, says she does belong in AEW, interrupted by Reba, blindsided by Britt, locks her in for a claw, but instead, Reba pours water on Rosa’s face and rubs the facepaint all over.

SCU vs. The Acclaimed

The Acclaimed rapping guy calls out Kaz’s hair plugs

Kaz raps back, it’s lamer but it’s not awful

Good match, Acclaimed win, then call out the Young Bucks for a title shot with a sick rap bruh. Rhymed bucks with cuck, almost said fuck.

Top Flight interview- they call out jericho and MJF, this is confirmed as well as Acclaimed vs. Bucks

It’s the 6:30 women’s division segment!

Serena Deeb/Big Swole vs. Diamante/Ivelisse

Join HEELS!!

Let’s see if Ivelisse shoots on deeb or swole

James Willems!

Lacey said we should have a tv show by now

Swole wins with a cloverleaf on Diamanté, who defiantly gives her the middle finger and then raps

Nyla and Vicki come down to attack, red velvet makes the save with chair.

Thus concludes our ten minutes of women’s division action

BF say they’re in for a match at holiday bash

FTR wait what is tag team grand slam…? They’re yelling at commentary blowing out the mic I have zero idea what Dax just said

Joey janela vs Kenny Omega

Double the cleaner girls!

Janela throws a garbage can at Kenny

Callis has a mic, doing live commentary

Jesus tope onto Joey onto chair to the outside

Kenny has the cookie sheet

Kenny does mid-match play by play

Kenny moonsault with a garbage can

Nasty chops

Goes for owa, janela counters with reverse rana

Sonny kiss gets a table

Janela hits leg drop onto Kenny onto table from top

Kenny hits two triggers, owa for 3

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PAC and friends come out- pac says Fenix should get his shot, Callis says wrestlers don’t tell the world champion what to do- pac says I talked to khan, dec 30 you’ll defend that title against Rey Fenix