A kiss by a prince...fat chance!
Added 2025-07-22 04:20:41 +0000 UTC"That's right, girl! The standard fairy tale frog curse...oh, you can't imagine the thoughts racing through my head when I stumbled across it in that old library book...plus instructions for modification...I couldn't wait to use it on us! Oh, don't act so shocked, gettin' all weepy on me here...relax, this is for your benefit! I've seen your stress and your struggles, and I've been wanting to help you get away from it all. Now look at us...a pair o' frogs, you and me against the world. We can just stay here in this pond, chillin', eating whatever it is frogs eat...we'll be fine! You kept telling me how much you hated your job, now you never have to go back to it.
Change you back?! Pffft. Come on, live a little...besides, that's the best part: it's just like in the stories, the only way back is to be kissed by a prince, and you know there're practically none of those around these days. I double checked...none of that 'oh metaphorically he's a prince among men,' nope, needs to be real royalty. So we don't have anything to worry about, we can stay like this forever! Nothing's gonna come between us...now, let me show you some of the benefits of this tongue..."
