"How was I supposed to know the wedding wasn't going exactly to her liking? We all wore dark red at her request for cryin' out loud, did she not like the shade of red SHE picked?! I haven't been to that many weddings, but I thought it went just fine. A couple of awkward moments, but otherwise fine. Was it really worth freaking the hell out on all of us and turning us into...this?! I...I don't...a-aaagh...rrrgh...ohhh it's kicking into high gear...s-see you on the other side, ladies..."