I can't service myself, numbnuts
Added 2025-06-28 06:24:15 +0000 UTC"Oh, I'm sooo sorry I'm leaking all over your leather footrest. Take a good look at me, genius. What do you see? That's right, a pair of big, useless doggy paws that can't do anything to satisfy the feelings goin' on down there. I need your help for that. I don't care how you do it, all I know is that there's not a lot I can do anymore. Believe me, I've tried. Just...ughhhh, do something!!" -whine-
