Don't fall behind
Added 2025-06-28 06:01:08 +0000 UTC"C'mon, you asked us to show you exactly what we did to end up as big beautiful bovines like this, don't fall behind! How is it you're slower and all out of breath compared to us fatties?
All you've gotta do is a little light defilement of the temple of Hathor, here...apparently becoming a cow used to be considered some kind of horrifying divine punishment from the gods, can you believe it? Who wouldn't want to be loaded up with amazing handfuls of voluptuous folds like these?
Anyway...there are probably a lot of things you can do to piss off Hathor. That's...that's actually what we did...pissed all over her divine seal on the floor and then flipped it off while laughing. So if you want to be sure it takes, you could do the same thing, or you could get more creative with it. Not sure if worse defilements might make you more cowlike...I'd actually like to see that."
