Honey, there's something I need to tell you...
Added 2025-06-26 04:47:51 +0000 UTC"Ahh...ohhh...oh god...I didn't want to believe it...didn't know how this would feel, but it's definitely happening...uhh, honey...? I'm, uh...well, long story, I'll try to keep it short. The other day I upset this old hag when I bumped into her with my shopping cart, and then I yelled at her...sh-she chanted something, and smirked, and told me...well, I'm...supposed to turn into a cat every time I make love. Don't know where she came up with that, but it seems to have come true...I can feel my hair growing...or is it fur now? And m-my hands, they're turning into paws...
...Though -agh!- it doesn't seem to have phased you at all...if anything, you've gotten MORE vigorous..."
