Pay these chipmunk girls no heed
Added 2025-06-26 04:37:53 +0000 UTC"They're annoyingly persistent...squirrely even, which is maybe ironic? But seriously, look at this...nice day out at the park, families all over, and here she is doing this for all to see. Well, not for 'all,' specifically for us, but neither of us are falling for that. No matter how much she wiggles her pert tush. That's how they get ya...
Don't worry, she probably won't stray far from 'her' tree, and do the same thing at the next person who passes. I don't judge 'em too hard, you know every last one of 'em used to be a normal girl at one point. Now so fried and hopped up on hormones, that they're reduced to this shameful display. Embarrassing, really."
