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"Oh, hello, you look like you work here. Can you point me toward the ferret pellets? I've had a hard time finding them, and most people won't stop long enough for me to ask. Mostly they give me a horrified look and run off.
I just...I don't know, for whatever reason I've got this craving for ferret pellets. I don't think I've even ever had any before, they just...sound really good all of a sudden. I was walking to the store anyway and got this bad dizzy feeling, kind of doubled over, and then once it passed I felt pretty hot so I took off my clothes and left them in some bushes and added ferret food to my shopping list. I kind of also want a collar that would fit me, do you sell anything like that?"