What's happening under the table
Added 2025-06-24 04:01:51 +0000 UTC"What? Can't a lady drown her sorrows in peace? Let me know when you're turning into a big raccoon person without any say in the matter, and I'll come gawk at you. Why does everyone act like everyone else's business is their business these days?
Wha-...oh god, wait. There's no tablecloth, is there. How did I not...you can probably see everything goin' on down there in all of its glory, huh? Welp. I mean, there you go. That's what I'm dealing with, every day now. Six tits, jockeying for position, jostling against each other at all times. Hair everywhere...my own personal nightmare, every day a new discovery, like the first time I sat on my tail. Yeah. I don't really need any company to help me spiral into the bottom of a virgin orange whip, so if you wouldn't mind...I mean, maybe I'll move to a less-revealing table, but still."
