Hey babes, it’s me internet burnout Brett Brettski here with some giveaway presents for February from the Cow Chop poster vault. I got some options in the video above; take your pick and comment your name, geographic location, your poster choice and your go-to quarantine comfort. We’ll pick 3 or 4 of the answers that speak to us and get em shipped out. Mail is fun, right? Hope you’re well, stay safe out there PLEASE.
Love ya, Bert
2021-02-11 23:52:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang, hope you’re well, peep the video!
-Brett
2020-12-17 01:07:16 +0000 UTC View Post
hey hi hello love you all, peep the vid! -Brett
2020-11-11 20:43:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s about swords. Sorry for the long radio silence, but tomorrow’s video has really helped warm up the creative muscles again so I hope to have more worthwhile stuff to share with you on here again a bit more regularly. The video was also quite expensive and fully impossible without you all so thank you for those of you who have stuck in there.
Going from here, I’m recording a new podcast this week with my long time gym bro and will work to get all episodes on Spotify (if possi...
2020-10-27 04:24:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all,
Hope you've been doing okay! I've got an update video for you and then below this (HOPEFULLY) is a link to Hi.Yeena's dope new Muscle Party art as a phone wallpaper you can rock to know that myself and the rest of the crew are rooting for you as you grind out a long work day, a rough gym session, a gnarly study marathon or whatever you're currently trying to conquer. Throw a follow to @hi_yeena on Twitter if you dig her work! Thanks all, love ya, hope yo...
2020-09-03 01:26:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Heyyyy, first up CONGRATS to Andrew from Canberra for winning the international cursed mini-museum Cow Chop box! Someone will reach out to you soon!!
For the rest of y’all here’s a little preview of the brand new house of gains and I guess I do mean that literally. Love y’all, looking forward to returning to ya!
-Brett
2020-07-30 03:27:33 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s the actual link ha hee ha hee ha ho
2020-07-19 19:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
2020-07-13 20:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, below are the winners of the latest contest! Congrats to all who won, someone will be in touch soon. Stay tuned for future updates, and as always my thanks and love to all 🙌🏼
Jeff Goldblum Pillow - Shannon/Shonzan from Washington
What’s In The Box Sign - Brandon from Abbotsford BC
Coca Cola Robot - Vincenzo from Pittsburg
CC Wall Scroll - Beenoh from Ontario, Canada
Sega Genesis Games - Streetie from Indiana
Knuckles Hat/Cupcake Plush/Are...
2020-07-07 19:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all!
Watch the video for the latest contest open to everybody! If you participate please leave your name, location, answer and your preferred prize! Winners will be chosen Sunday morning.
For my Visitors this weekend here’s the details for Sunday’s Event:
Sunday - 1pm
2529 N San Fernando Rd
Los Angeles CA 90065
Show up with a mask - street parking - bring proof of Patron status or active Twitch sub on your phone please - first come first served<...
2020-07-04 01:19:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello all sorry for the absence but I am here with a few questions for you about giving you STUFF!!
2020-07-02 22:50:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi all, just dropping a line to let you know I'm still around and I haven't forgotten about you heroes. Here's a short video to let you know the latest about the future of Muscle Party.
-Brett
2020-06-20 22:51:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Also announced on stream but here’s the latest round of winners:
WALLET #1 (Red/Yellow) - Alex Krastel, Alberta
WALLET #2 (Pokeball) - Johnny Rivera, Hawaii
L merch package - Hannah Ridden, UK
S merch package - Susanna, Washington
Signed poster / shirt - Balmung, Mississippi
Congrats to all winners! More to come, have a great weekend everybody!
-Brett
2020-05-30 05:08:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all, just a quick update vlog from the world of the Warehouse. Contest winners announced on stream and then later tonight on here! -Brett
2020-05-29 21:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya sweethearts, Brett here with another round of legacy merch via another community contest! This time I've got a little more merch INCLUDING two different one-of-a-kind prototypes meant for the shelves of Hot Topic that were never released! The more goodies that spill out of the warehouse like a pinata as we clean it, the more I send your way. Good luck and as always, thank you, I love you. -Brett
2020-05-26 23:36:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Just a quick post to announce the winners here (I also announced on stream):
Chibi from Missouri
Toby from Michigan
Heloise from France
Emily Cross from Australia
Alex Hirsch from Virginia
Cody Burns from Canada
Congrats to all, please check your messages if we didn't already chat! More stuff coming soon, I got a few truly unique items coming yer way. Much love, see some of you on stream this evening! -Brett
2020-05-22 18:27:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey y'all, just stopping by on your weekend to catch you up to speed on things and offer 5 or 6 of you the ability to get yourselves some legacy CC merch I found in my office. Have a great weekend and I'll talk to you soon. PS THANK YOU -Brett
2020-05-17 01:57:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey gang, if you tuned into our stream on Friday you saw that we let the audience choose from a bunch of decisions regarding how to deliver our "client" packages. Well I scooped up all the choices you guys made on screen and combined them with all the ones you didn't pick and edited them together into one master clip so you can see everything. Hope you dig it. And if you missed the stream, it's up as a VOD on the Twitch channel. I didn't realize how much we shot until ...
2020-05-09 20:30:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes it's true, in an effort to preserve all the content that has come before with all the new content to arrive, this Patreon will formally transition in name to the Muscle Party Patreon very soon (probably tomorrow). All the old content will remain to active patrons to be enjoyed along with future updates. It will be paying for the same things (namely the use of this $8,000 warehouse for our projects). This video is my thanks to all of you who have stuck it out with us befo...
2020-05-08 00:42:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Milk Club, Happy 420. Sorry there's no spastic weed-centric video this year but as a little treat I had Cass/@splendapine put together some of her awesome CC art into wallpaper form for your computers and phones. Hope you enjoy the offerings and hope you're all safe and well out there!
-Brett
2020-04-20 22:29:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all, happy Thursday. Here’s basically a full-length BTS episode that Offcanny was nice enough to shoot and edit; it’s Jakob and Garrett checking out the warehouse changes when they came over to shoot recently. Hope it brings you some quarantine joy today. ✌🏼
2020-04-09 17:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Housekeeping: If any of you have sent stuff that hasn't been sent back yet (and if I'm not already talking to you about it on here or Twitter) please let me know. I'm specifically thinking of the awesome Milk Club member who sent us the Tony, Brett and Aleks posters along with the Cow Chop logo poster. If that hasn't been sent back to you yet let me know because I don't see it here at the moment but I have a backup if some dingbat tossed it accidentally or somethi...
2020-04-05 22:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen maybe it’s no longer Thursday where you are but I still hope this clip of John and Garrett wildin’ out on the Krazy Kart brings you a smile
2020-04-02 20:57:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Good luck good luck, you have until Friday evening to participate! Be well, friends.
2020-04-02 03:25:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Congrats to the winners! Here's the list for those who don't feel like sitting through an 12 minute video of me talking about them!
LA Rewards
"It Doesn't Get Better Than This" Sign - Poxa
Mortal Kombat Poster - Mimi Trevor
Table Souvenirs
Donner Dinner Party - Renee Myers
Drop Shot Game - Brandon Phillipsen
When In Rome Game - Daniel from Phoenix, AZ
X-Men Game For Sega Genesis - Chris from Maryland, USA
Boganology - Bran...
2020-03-20 02:56:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope this isn’t a total shitshow but its time for installment number one of this souvenir contest I’m trying to give you all while following the very specific rules of Patreon. This is not gambling, this is not chance based, okay?! Okay watch da video and good luck.
This contest will run for 48 hours! I’ll choose winners after 6pm on Wednesday and announce them in a brief winner vlog the next day 🤘🏼
2020-03-17 00:27:40 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for spam, but its live, got a Valentine’s Day weekend sale on this bitch too
https://store.roosterteeth.com/products/cow-chop-former-employee-t-shirt
2020-02-14 17:55:38 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, been waiting on a couple treats for you to fully pan out but just a heads up from Farid that he thinks the last stock of the shirt might go live today. 🙏🏼 fingers crossed any of you still hunting for them get what you want! -Brett
2020-02-13 20:41:58 +0000 UTC View Post
