Video link: https://files.catbox.moe/m6cc35.mp4
"A-ahh...hahh...this...o-ohhh...this table is wobbling WAY too much...how could anyone tolerate eating off this table, seriously? H-hang on...don't stop, just...SIR? SIR, yeah you over there, look at this table...look at how it's wobbling, doesn't this look really unsteady to you? Would you eat off this table? See, he says he wouldn't eat off this table. I -agh!- don't blame him at all. They need to at least tuck something under the feet but -u-ughh- with it being this bad, they should really just replace it.
No, it's not interfering with what you're doin' at all, you're incredible man, keep it up. I don't think we're bothering anyone else here. Look, that one guy can't take his eyes off us, it's free entertainment! A-aahhh...ahh..."