"I...I wore it like the clinical trial instructions said, didn't take it off once for three days straight...I burned a vacation day for this, just to pick up a few extra bucks on the weekend. And now here I am, burning a sick day too...what the hell's happened to me, doc?! What did your morphsuit do to me...I tried to get it off, but my arms don't want to work right, I can't reach, I don't have the same range of motion. And where it IS coming off, it's like...sometimes it scrapes off, but sometimes the pattern stays...my arms are all stripy. I just don't feel right...my stomach, it's so long, and so huge...I can't feel my toes, everything looks and feels strange...is this normal? I thought there weren't gonna be any side effects...when will this wear off? I have work tomorrow..."