Anthrats

Heft, hair and hooves

Added 2025-06-10 04:29:51 +0000 UTC

-grunt- "So this is what I've been reduced to...a gross, fat pig beast. They said it was some contaminant in the water, some runoff or something...affects everyone differently... -snort- I saw some of the others, a light dusting of fur across the shoulders, a cute dog nose, cat ears...why did I win the goddamn lottery on this thing and go full hairy hog? No one else went this far, sank this low. Didn't even affect many people, I don't even have a...a big brute of a pig man I could commiserate with...the kind of male this body weeps for, and will never get at this rate. Sigh...

Ugh, I don't think I'll ever be comfortable in my own skin, every slight movement sets my whole frontside off, swaying, jiggling...it's so alien. And all this hair... -grunt- I've tried shaving, tried balancing a razor between these useless clumps of keratin, and whatever I manage to scrape off is right back again the next day. The stupid hooves are the worst...can hardly do fuckin' anything anymore, even pressing a button on the TV remote without hitting a dozen others...

And of course, they tell me there's no cure in sight." -snort-