That trendy new restaurant downtown (Video)

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"Dude, have you been to that new restaurant downtown? I've only been once, it's wild...

First, they make you sign a waiver, make sure everyone understands what they're signing up for. Then you order...not based on what you want to eat, but by choosing an animal, and then you get a meal that's somehow appropriate to that animal. My girlfriend and I went with dog and cat. I know it's weird to not really know what you're ordering, but...well, the food's not really the important part...as you eat, you start changing into the animal of the type you ordered. No one knows how they do it! It's not an illusion, you get all furry, and claws, or hooves, and a snout. You don't quite go all the way, but you end up in this kind of weird state of mind where you've got new instincts melding with your rational mind, it's...really hard to describe.

And then...most people end up pretty horny, and the restaurant just lets everyone start doin' it right in the middle of the place. On the tables, chairs, the floor...they've got couches and pillows set up too. It's surreal when you first get there, all the braying and grunting and barks and whines. Just looking around, it's kind of a self-fulfilling thing, by the time you're done eating you're pretty fired up and ready to join them. I know, it sounds weird and kinky, and it is. But there's nothing quite like it.

Oh, there was this other thing I read...a small percentage of the people who eat there never change back. That's partly what the waiver's for. But that's why they've been so crazy busy all the time, there are people out there going back again and again, hoping they get to be one of the 'lucky' few...imagine that, being so obsessed with becoming an animal!"