You'll get used to being a were-cow
Added 2025-06-08 05:31:18 +0000 UTC"Your first night, your first full moOOOon...I'm glad I get to be here to help you through it! Not, um, not so glad to have been the one to saddle you with this...sorry, I didn't mean to break the skin, haha. But you'll see, it's not so bad! It's really quite relaxing...I mean, there's some discomfort at first, feeling your udder bloat up...your feet gnarling up into hooves...but after that it's smoOOOoth sailing! It's not like in the werewolf stories, we don't go roaming the night full of bloodlust or anything. More like...haylust. And there's plenty here, we can munch and ruminate on it as much as we like. I mostly just lounge around the barn, maybe fire up the ol' milking machine...thinking cow thoughts until morning.
...You're right, I was kind of bored, dealing with the change alone...but I didn't bite yoOOOou on purpose, honest!"
